Open Letter
Dear Hindbrain:
While I am generally pleased with your performance, I believe you require a small tune-up in your programming that I will help you perform at your earliest convenience. I present herein a list of suggested corrections so you may plan for the unfortunate performance loss as you learn your new pathways.
1. The opposite of “never” is “sometimes”.
2. The world is not filled with “dangerous monsters attempting to assimilate you”. It is filled with “people” who have their own goals and opinions. When they conflict with your goals and opinions, 99.9% of the time it is a benign conflict that can be resolved by your friend the fore brain. If the fore brain needs your assistance, you will be informed immediately.
3. Nighttime is for sleeping.
I look forward to helping with your scheduled upgrade and the resulting transition. This should lead to a more successful partnership for the future, and I hope for many years to come.
<3’s
Melinda
While I am generally pleased with your performance, I believe you require a small tune-up in your programming that I will help you perform at your earliest convenience. I present herein a list of suggested corrections so you may plan for the unfortunate performance loss as you learn your new pathways.
1. The opposite of “never” is “sometimes”.
2. The world is not filled with “dangerous monsters attempting to assimilate you”. It is filled with “people” who have their own goals and opinions. When they conflict with your goals and opinions, 99.9% of the time it is a benign conflict that can be resolved by your friend the fore brain. If the fore brain needs your assistance, you will be informed immediately.
3. Nighttime is for sleeping.
I look forward to helping with your scheduled upgrade and the resulting transition. This should lead to a more successful partnership for the future, and I hope for many years to come.
<3’s
Melinda