Tika Speaks Out On BP Oil Spill
O hai everybody! Tika here to talk about economics of BP oil spill.
Oil spill kill fish. You know what that mean? It mean Tika no get fish. “Too expensive!” Mommy say. And Tika say “So, don’t feed Ember.” Mommy say still too expensive. Tika say sell Ember, but Daddy say no.
So because mans at BP say oil drilling OK in water and he stupid, Tika no get fish. Who stupid mans at BP to say whether Tika get fish or not? He on television saying “Not my fault. Is accident.” Tika say “U say off-short drill safe. FISH NOT SAFE. FISH SICK. ALL UR FAULT. U CLEAN UP. ”
Then government say “Is OK, Tika, we makes BP give U fish.” But all BP haz to say is “Whoops! We runs out of monies. No monies no company. Too bad, Tika. No fish for you. We hidez naio.” And U knowz what Tika can do then? Nothing is what Tika can do. Tika can’t even send Ember to pee on oil company leg. OIL COMPANY HAZ NO LEG.
Tika even feel sorry for fish. Could have died quick in Tika’s belly, but now they die slow in oil. That sad. Poor fishies. Poor Tika. Everybody sad. This tragedy.
Tika think if something really really unlikely but it make everybody sad for long long time and no way to makes people un-sad after it happen, you don’t take chance. Tika also think if mans say to government “We haz brilliant idea to makes us lots of monies, and nothing bad ever ever happen,” maybe government should say “U sure?” Maybe oil company haz reason to lie. Maybe they stupid. Maybe important to check up on them, like Mommy checks on Ember when he says “U don’t has to use blacklight, Mommy. I never peez on anything.”
That what Tika think.
Oil spill kill fish. You know what that mean? It mean Tika no get fish. “Too expensive!” Mommy say. And Tika say “So, don’t feed Ember.” Mommy say still too expensive. Tika say sell Ember, but Daddy say no.
So because mans at BP say oil drilling OK in water and he stupid, Tika no get fish. Who stupid mans at BP to say whether Tika get fish or not? He on television saying “Not my fault. Is accident.” Tika say “U say off-short drill safe. FISH NOT SAFE. FISH SICK. ALL UR FAULT. U CLEAN UP. ”
Then government say “Is OK, Tika, we makes BP give U fish.” But all BP haz to say is “Whoops! We runs out of monies. No monies no company. Too bad, Tika. No fish for you. We hidez naio.” And U knowz what Tika can do then? Nothing is what Tika can do. Tika can’t even send Ember to pee on oil company leg. OIL COMPANY HAZ NO LEG.
Tika even feel sorry for fish. Could have died quick in Tika’s belly, but now they die slow in oil. That sad. Poor fishies. Poor Tika. Everybody sad. This tragedy.
Tika think if something really really unlikely but it make everybody sad for long long time and no way to makes people un-sad after it happen, you don’t take chance. Tika also think if mans say to government “We haz brilliant idea to makes us lots of monies, and nothing bad ever ever happen,” maybe government should say “U sure?” Maybe oil company haz reason to lie. Maybe they stupid. Maybe important to check up on them, like Mommy checks on Ember when he says “U don’t has to use blacklight, Mommy. I never peez on anything.”
That what Tika think.