In which Pooh learns a lesson.
I bought a keyhole shirt (is that what they're called?) in black as a general "nice shirt to wear with random skirts I have" shirt. Against my better judgement I bought it online, something I never do with clothes because I'm so small and finding clothes that fit takes a lot of testing out, usually. But I was pretty confident that a small would fit me. I mean it's only a shirt right?
Okay, well the shirt fits fine. It's the "keyhole" that's the problem. Hello Amanda's bosoms. I don't even really have bosoms, and I think maybe that's the problem as there's nothing to hold the keyhole up where it belongs. There is absolutely no way I can wear this in public without getting arrested. I look like a celebrity whose "risque" dress is going to be immortalized for all time in various magazines like J-Lo's blue and green boobie dress. DX
It looks okay with a tank top underneath I guess... maybe a little silly.
Not really worth an LJ post but I am disappointed and sad. NEVER AGAIN THE CLOTHES-BUYING-ON-THE-INTERNET TIMES!!! *shakes fist*
Okay, well the shirt fits fine. It's the "keyhole" that's the problem. Hello Amanda's bosoms. I don't even really have bosoms, and I think maybe that's the problem as there's nothing to hold the keyhole up where it belongs. There is absolutely no way I can wear this in public without getting arrested. I look like a celebrity whose "risque" dress is going to be immortalized for all time in various magazines like J-Lo's blue and green boobie dress. DX
It looks okay with a tank top underneath I guess... maybe a little silly.
Not really worth an LJ post but I am disappointed and sad. NEVER AGAIN THE CLOTHES-BUYING-ON-THE-INTERNET TIMES!!! *shakes fist*