POST OFFICE BRAWL
I went to the post office today to ship out my floating doll head, stupidly without realizing that April 14th is one of the busiest mail days in the year because of all the procrastinators who wait until the very last day to do their taxes.
I went and stood in the megahuge line and like thirty minutes later, I was nearing the front. Then some old people came up on the other side of the counter and started inching towards the one poor lady who was working at the back. Everyone in line immediately put their hackles up and some people were even like "HEY SEE THIS MEGAHUGE LINE WHY DON'T YOU GET IN IT." The old people were like "We just have to ask one question! It'll only take a minute."
No one said anything for awhile but then more old people with "just a question" got in line behind those old people. Finally the girl behind me was like, "Hey, why don't you get in line like everybody else?" and one of the old dudes exploded at her, like "WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!!1oneone!" But this girl was totally ready for Jerry Springer, she shot right back at him, and he started getting close to her and almost yelling in her face, and everyone else in line was like o_____o.
Finally after they screamed at each other for like two minutes, the old people got huffy and left (or maybe got in line, I dunno) and the guy behind the girl behind me said, "You did good." I was just laughing my ass off 'cause I thought it was hilarious.
Finally I got up to the counter and the lady was like "... oh lol you need to fill out this express mail thingy and come back up here when you're done," and I took one look at the megahuge line that I thought I was free of and was like fuck that shit. I went home. I'll come back another day. Doll faceups can wait.
I am so ready to get out of Florida and away from all these old people. :/
I went and stood in the megahuge line and like thirty minutes later, I was nearing the front. Then some old people came up on the other side of the counter and started inching towards the one poor lady who was working at the back. Everyone in line immediately put their hackles up and some people were even like "HEY SEE THIS MEGAHUGE LINE WHY DON'T YOU GET IN IT." The old people were like "We just have to ask one question! It'll only take a minute."
No one said anything for awhile but then more old people with "just a question" got in line behind those old people. Finally the girl behind me was like, "Hey, why don't you get in line like everybody else?" and one of the old dudes exploded at her, like "WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!!1oneone!" But this girl was totally ready for Jerry Springer, she shot right back at him, and he started getting close to her and almost yelling in her face, and everyone else in line was like o_____o.
Finally after they screamed at each other for like two minutes, the old people got huffy and left (or maybe got in line, I dunno) and the guy behind the girl behind me said, "You did good." I was just laughing my ass off 'cause I thought it was hilarious.
Finally I got up to the counter and the lady was like "... oh lol you need to fill out this express mail thingy and come back up here when you're done," and I took one look at the megahuge line that I thought I was free of and was like fuck that shit. I went home. I'll come back another day. Doll faceups can wait.
I am so ready to get out of Florida and away from all these old people. :/