E3 2017 - EA Play
Missed the first five minutes.
Battlefield, a video with some twattish streamers taking about how cool Battlefield is. Yawwwwwwn.
I feel like this is going to be full of pointless talking and cringe. But when isn't E3 full of cringe?
8.11 - trailer for something...! oh is was more Battlefield *add angry face*
Oh god 8.14 and I am dying of boredom
Sports shit.
Oh god it's sports esports shit. Nooooooooooooooo.
8.15 - FIFA. You can guide your OC Alex Hunter to do footballer stuff.
8.19 - these two wankers are talking about FIFA. I think they are meant to be funny.
8.20 - Some Youtube twat talking about Need for Speed. This is worse than the FIFA Alex Hunter OC stuff. Youtube Twat can't read off a telepromter or talk properly and that's why these twats have so many cuts in their videos. CRINGE.
8.29 - Everything is moving so slowly. EA needs an editor.
A new game and it is....A Way Out. Looks like a poor mans Prison Break/Shawshank. Co-op only? Splitscreen co-op. Two characters. French guy is not good at English but happy with the game and entusiastic.
The forced co op is interesting but I think most people are going to say it's fucking pointless.
8.36 - Talking technology with buzzwords. This is such a shitshow.
8.39 - New Bioware game. Anthem. It's a trailer for a trailer (to be shown at MS conference.)
8.40 - More sports shit. NBA shit.
8.45 - We are going to have 30 minutes of Star Wars. No.
8.47 - Star Wars Battlefront 2. Showing some fucking tweets first. A woman, a pretty woman talking on stage. A VA/actor from BF2. She's an advocate for story in games. Yup she said that.
8.51 - Talking about ST:BF still. This doesn't need to be 90 minutes long. So much pointless talking. They are dredging up random streamers as if the general public will know who these fuckers are.
8.55 - woman is trying to be funny. Stop. Another YT twat coming up.
8.57 - Still BF2. Someone called the woman a "discount Aisha Tyler". Ah that's perfect.
8.59 - BF2 multiplayer. Oh god. Stop saying gamechangers, poinltess buzz word.
9.07 - still showing multi....
9.18 - BF2 it's over? Thank fuck. It was so boring I was playing FE Heroes instead.
9.19 - Clips of shitty Star Wars gacha game with no sound. Oh the sound came back. Mentions Thrawn a lot. WHO THE FUCK IS THRAWN?
9.24 Need for Speed trailer again.
The end.
9.27 Remember that EA Amy Hennig game? Neither does EA! [She later said it won't be at E3 at all]
I have a bad feeling better EA stuff will be at the MS and or Sony conferences.
Rating - terrible. At least half an hour too long and nothing really interesting shown.
Battlefield, a video with some twattish streamers taking about how cool Battlefield is. Yawwwwwwn.
I feel like this is going to be full of pointless talking and cringe. But when isn't E3 full of cringe?
8.11 - trailer for something...! oh is was more Battlefield *add angry face*
Oh god 8.14 and I am dying of boredom
Sports shit.
Oh god it's sports esports shit. Nooooooooooooooo.
8.15 - FIFA. You can guide your OC Alex Hunter to do footballer stuff.
8.19 - these two wankers are talking about FIFA. I think they are meant to be funny.
8.20 - Some Youtube twat talking about Need for Speed. This is worse than the FIFA Alex Hunter OC stuff. Youtube Twat can't read off a telepromter or talk properly and that's why these twats have so many cuts in their videos. CRINGE.
8.29 - Everything is moving so slowly. EA needs an editor.
A new game and it is....A Way Out. Looks like a poor mans Prison Break/Shawshank. Co-op only? Splitscreen co-op. Two characters. French guy is not good at English but happy with the game and entusiastic.
The forced co op is interesting but I think most people are going to say it's fucking pointless.
8.36 - Talking technology with buzzwords. This is such a shitshow.
8.39 - New Bioware game. Anthem. It's a trailer for a trailer (to be shown at MS conference.)
8.40 - More sports shit. NBA shit.
8.45 - We are going to have 30 minutes of Star Wars. No.
8.47 - Star Wars Battlefront 2. Showing some fucking tweets first. A woman, a pretty woman talking on stage. A VA/actor from BF2. She's an advocate for story in games. Yup she said that.
8.51 - Talking about ST:BF still. This doesn't need to be 90 minutes long. So much pointless talking. They are dredging up random streamers as if the general public will know who these fuckers are.
8.55 - woman is trying to be funny. Stop. Another YT twat coming up.
8.57 - Still BF2. Someone called the woman a "discount Aisha Tyler". Ah that's perfect.
8.59 - BF2 multiplayer. Oh god. Stop saying gamechangers, poinltess buzz word.
9.07 - still showing multi....
9.18 - BF2 it's over? Thank fuck. It was so boring I was playing FE Heroes instead.
9.19 - Clips of shitty Star Wars gacha game with no sound. Oh the sound came back. Mentions Thrawn a lot. WHO THE FUCK IS THRAWN?
9.24 Need for Speed trailer again.
The end.
9.27 Remember that EA Amy Hennig game? Neither does EA! [She later said it won't be at E3 at all]
I have a bad feeling better EA stuff will be at the MS and or Sony conferences.
Rating - terrible. At least half an hour too long and nothing really interesting shown.