E3 2016 - Ubisoft Conference
Hey it's 9pm and Ubi is on!
Can't Stop Me Now plays. Uh oh.
Nooooooooooooo. Not a Queen Just dance game! I think I had a stroke.. that would explain it.
Are they going to play the whole song.... nope just most of it.
Girl wood, Aisha Tyler, is back!
9.03 - She's know that was bullshit too.
She gets the dancers back to do a bit on Orlando. Looks ridiculous in front of the funny dressed dancers. That was worse than the MS one! Completely tone deaf.
Her 5th time hosting! "It's not the money. Ubosoft is French!" And Ubi is 30 awwwwwwww.... and about to get a hositle takeover by Vivendi. And she said fuck.
9.08 - Ghost Recon. I can't tell the difference between these games.
Why are they posting tweets on screen. Or is that just Twitch? Dudes mic keeps popping.
9.13 - some "gameplay" of it. With actors doing bad/fake chatting.
9.20 - How long is this going to run for?
9.22 - South Park. The creators are on stage. Having a comfy couch is cheating! Has a superhero theme, taking the piss out of Marvel films and DC. If you preorder you get the other South Park game for free. Neat.
9.37 - Aisha has stopped giving a fuck and it's great.
The Division. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
9.44 - VR thingy? A demo that doesn't work properly because it's VR and I am not watching it in VR.
They are taking too long and I need to wash my hair soon..
9.49 Italy scored a second in injury time against Belgium.
Some thing.... Star Trek. Still VR, has Trek people try it out. Jeri Ryan still as amazing as ever. Bridge Crew is a terrible name. "That guy who leaked it on Reddit can suck it" says Aisha.
Geordi on stage. He really likes the game. It's the sort of enthusiasm you can't pay for.
STOP WITH the masturbatory tweets.
9.59 a long trailer for..... a medieval thing... For Honor.
And I have to go wash my hair.
It went on for an hour more! Two hours is too long, but I guess they did that as a fuck you we don't want you to Vivendi.
Missed Grow Home 2, some weird things, Ass Creed movie, Watch Dogs 2, Watch Dogs movie (why) and SSX (where you can die horribly for some reason).
Can't Stop Me Now plays. Uh oh.
Nooooooooooooo. Not a Queen Just dance game! I think I had a stroke.. that would explain it.
Are they going to play the whole song.... nope just most of it.
Girl wood, Aisha Tyler, is back!
9.03 - She's know that was bullshit too.
She gets the dancers back to do a bit on Orlando. Looks ridiculous in front of the funny dressed dancers. That was worse than the MS one! Completely tone deaf.
Her 5th time hosting! "It's not the money. Ubosoft is French!" And Ubi is 30 awwwwwwww.... and about to get a hositle takeover by Vivendi. And she said fuck.
9.08 - Ghost Recon. I can't tell the difference between these games.
Why are they posting tweets on screen. Or is that just Twitch? Dudes mic keeps popping.
9.13 - some "gameplay" of it. With actors doing bad/fake chatting.
9.20 - How long is this going to run for?
9.22 - South Park. The creators are on stage. Having a comfy couch is cheating! Has a superhero theme, taking the piss out of Marvel films and DC. If you preorder you get the other South Park game for free. Neat.
9.37 - Aisha has stopped giving a fuck and it's great.
The Division. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
9.44 - VR thingy? A demo that doesn't work properly because it's VR and I am not watching it in VR.
They are taking too long and I need to wash my hair soon..
9.49 Italy scored a second in injury time against Belgium.
Some thing.... Star Trek. Still VR, has Trek people try it out. Jeri Ryan still as amazing as ever. Bridge Crew is a terrible name. "That guy who leaked it on Reddit can suck it" says Aisha.
Geordi on stage. He really likes the game. It's the sort of enthusiasm you can't pay for.
STOP WITH the masturbatory tweets.
9.59 a long trailer for..... a medieval thing... For Honor.
And I have to go wash my hair.
It went on for an hour more! Two hours is too long, but I guess they did that as a fuck you we don't want you to Vivendi.
Missed Grow Home 2, some weird things, Ass Creed movie, Watch Dogs 2, Watch Dogs movie (why) and SSX (where you can die horribly for some reason).