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The Twelve Days of Christmas
for melfice_cyrum:
Day #Who?What they got you1stgrisserA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed2ndradjinA reverse strip tease3rdleiman inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times4thvulpeschilda penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE5thkirokia sex slave6thbernera TiVo full of porn7thdinosnakeA reverse strip tease8thdinosnakea leather blindfold and a motel key9thdj_mixerA few Gigs of Porn10thleo_loweA blog for all of your sexual writings11thdraggorA booklet of sexual favors coupons12thstrredwolfa dildo built for twoTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Interesting...
On another note, I'm getting a feeling of overwhelming dread. Like somehow, something bad is going to happen. I have absolutely no idea what could possibly go wrong, but I have a feeling something will. That, and I'm starting to feeling the pangs of bachelorhood kicking in again.
Honestly, I could think of a few people I wouldn't mind proposing too, but they live too far away for anything to happen, or they're taken. I swear, if there's a god, he's an SMT God, cause he likes being a btich. I could honestly list about 5 people I'd love to ask out on a date or somethin. But oh wait!
OH SNAP!! You live in California, and they live almost on the other side of the coast? Fail! Oh, they live in California, but the gas makes it impossible, plus you don't get to talk to them much? Fail! Oh, you don't see them online and they can't call? Fail!
Oh, and to prove I'm not just being angsty, I'm gunna list six people right here and now, and they'll be listed in order of preference.
1. Zeiros (a lion with a blue mane, cmon, most of you on my list should know who he is, I wish I saw him more often)
2. Wraith (He's a lot older than me, but I always had a thing for him. Oh well, my loss)
3. Kimaru (Yeah, I can think of a few people I'll lose respect points with over this, but I'm not going to lie or sugar things up)
4. Sohjin (He's a crazy dragon, but hell, I adore him)
5. Tsura (Yeah, you're on the list too hun)
6. Kameron (I had him, and I gave him up, sure, that makes me a stupid dick, but that doesn't mean I still don't like him)
Note: Just because you're listed at a number doesn't mean shit. The ACTAL list of people is fucking huge. This just happens to be the top 6 of them, so don't give me shit over how I rank your ass.
Wraith told me if I wanted something, I should stop talking about it and try for it. Well, I might take his advice and just do that. But if I did, I'm afraid I'd go and make an ass of myself. I'd rather do nothing, then try and alienate people around me for what I do.