i found it witty.

[melexxx]

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (middle name/ street you live on)
Helene Lockhart

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy)
Marie Starburst (uhhh)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
M-Hil

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Teal Panda (uhhh)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Helene Collingwood

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Hilbrimil

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Eneleh Wortsib

8. PORN STAR NAME: (first pet, street you grew up on)
Charlie Ceader

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you or your parents drive)
The Teal Escort hahahaha