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22:00 Yes, Arthur, you're a simple peasant. With all your teeth. And remarkably clean hair. This will end well.
22:01 Oh my god, Gwaine's hair waves about beautifully when he fights. I'm having wonderful Babylon 5 flashbacks. Maddie, you've never steered me wrong yet.
22:04 shirtless oh god shirtless. And hates the nobility! Be still my heart.
22:08 Really, merchant sorcerer dude? You give the man a magical sword, then the magic crystals he wants, and you think he's going to let you live? Did you not see the menacing scar? And the baldness? And the slovenly facial hair? Good lord, man, it's as if you have no idea how these things work.
22:13 Gwaine, I see you making awkward advances towards the Prince's girl. Which advances are actually making you less attractive.
22:19 Gaius, I see you not wiping off the soup lest it disarrange your wig.
22:22 Oooh, let us bond over our tragic, fatherless backstories. And maybe with some homoeroticism? Yes? This really is an impressively homoerotic show.
22:26 Yes, Gwaine, it's what's inside that counts. Which is why you're currently cleaning the army's boots, while Arthur is outside doing knightly things with other knights who don't have to clean anybody's boots.
22:30 Again with Gaius and his spectacles. Grrrrr.
(ps. at the last commercial, I made a lovely cocktail with creme de cacao, hazelnut syrup, and milk. It's like a hazelnut iced mocha, only with booze. Because combining booze with gorgeous men who don't actually exist is always a good idea.)
22:37 No, nobility is defined by who you are. That's the point. But wait, Gwaine is our Fair Unknown, so it's all right. But dang, Uther does like banishing all the future Knights of the Round Table.
22:44 IDK, you could just...break the magic disguise crystal, Merlin. That might work. Or I suppose you could come up with some convoluted scheme that saves the day in the nick of time and forces you to denounce sorcery in front of the entire court again.
22:50 Goodness, who is that mysterious helmeted man? Q'uelle suprise! He gets seized by guards anyway.
22:55 I want to know how they still fit into the same armor after turning from svelte, muscley knights back into brutish thugs.
22:59 Just for all that, Gwaine, I think you should steal Arthur's girl.
All these drinking references are making me think of Michael York talking about calling Gawaine the Green Knight the morning after a feast. It's a very B5 sort of evening.
For reference:
Gwaine
Marcus Cole of Babylon 5. Gwaine actually looks like the lovechild of Marcus and my most recent ex, the attractive bastard. Of course, Marcus decided that he was Galahad and Susan Ivanova was Gawain, but w/e.
22:01 Oh my god, Gwaine's hair waves about beautifully when he fights. I'm having wonderful Babylon 5 flashbacks. Maddie, you've never steered me wrong yet.
22:04 shirtless oh god shirtless. And hates the nobility! Be still my heart.
22:08 Really, merchant sorcerer dude? You give the man a magical sword, then the magic crystals he wants, and you think he's going to let you live? Did you not see the menacing scar? And the baldness? And the slovenly facial hair? Good lord, man, it's as if you have no idea how these things work.
22:13 Gwaine, I see you making awkward advances towards the Prince's girl. Which advances are actually making you less attractive.
22:19 Gaius, I see you not wiping off the soup lest it disarrange your wig.
22:22 Oooh, let us bond over our tragic, fatherless backstories. And maybe with some homoeroticism? Yes? This really is an impressively homoerotic show.
22:26 Yes, Gwaine, it's what's inside that counts. Which is why you're currently cleaning the army's boots, while Arthur is outside doing knightly things with other knights who don't have to clean anybody's boots.
22:30 Again with Gaius and his spectacles. Grrrrr.
(ps. at the last commercial, I made a lovely cocktail with creme de cacao, hazelnut syrup, and milk. It's like a hazelnut iced mocha, only with booze. Because combining booze with gorgeous men who don't actually exist is always a good idea.)
22:37 No, nobility is defined by who you are. That's the point. But wait, Gwaine is our Fair Unknown, so it's all right. But dang, Uther does like banishing all the future Knights of the Round Table.
22:44 IDK, you could just...break the magic disguise crystal, Merlin. That might work. Or I suppose you could come up with some convoluted scheme that saves the day in the nick of time and forces you to denounce sorcery in front of the entire court again.
22:50 Goodness, who is that mysterious helmeted man? Q'uelle suprise! He gets seized by guards anyway.
22:55 I want to know how they still fit into the same armor after turning from svelte, muscley knights back into brutish thugs.
22:59 Just for all that, Gwaine, I think you should steal Arthur's girl.
All these drinking references are making me think of Michael York talking about calling Gawaine the Green Knight the morning after a feast. It's a very B5 sort of evening.
For reference:
Gwaine
Marcus Cole of Babylon 5. Gwaine actually looks like the lovechild of Marcus and my most recent ex, the attractive bastard. Of course, Marcus decided that he was Galahad and Susan Ivanova was Gawain, but w/e.