Writer's Block: What if calories didn't count?
Leaving aside for a moment the question of what precisely being a non-magic djinn would entail...
NOTHING.
I WOULDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
I WOULD EAT NOTHING.
I WOULD NOT FUCKING EAT ANYTHING BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FUCKING EAT. CALORIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. I would go into shock because my systems would HAVE NO ENERGY GOING IN. And if I somehow miraculously survived this state I would spend the next several days eating any fucking thing I could get my hands on to regain my strength.
CALORIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
NOTHING.
I WOULDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
I WOULD EAT NOTHING.
I WOULD NOT FUCKING EAT ANYTHING BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FUCKING EAT. CALORIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. I would go into shock because my systems would HAVE NO ENERGY GOING IN. And if I somehow miraculously survived this state I would spend the next several days eating any fucking thing I could get my hands on to regain my strength.
CALORIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.