Things that make me 'gay', 'effeminate' or both according to a stupid person of my acquaintance who shall remain nameless:
- Crying at movies that are supposed to make one cry.
- Not liking red meat.
- Picking and arranging flowers.
- Reading 'Ministering Angels'*.
- Various gestures that I occasionally make that apparently count as 'mincing'.
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So very much agreed with you. (Does listening to male artist Moby's latest offering make me masculine, just because he's a male artist? Pfui.) Also, agreed on the Last Battle genderfail. I was *not* impressed with how he wrote out Susan, just to score 'moral' points against the Youth of Today.
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/edited for better grammar and icon
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Listening to music by female artists. I AM FUCKING SERIOUS.
???!?!?!?!!?!??
What an idiot. And I approve of guys who cry at sad movies.
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And take comfort in the knowledge that the idiots who mock you for being "effeminate" are probably just really insecure.
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Me: ...so, me being straight and all, I...'
Her: You're not straight.
Me: ...beg pardon?
Her: You're not straight. You're an honestly somewhat shrill femme in a man's body.
Me: (pause) Oh. Okay!
Insecure, douchey, and/or self-obsessed to a ridiculous degree, yeah.
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I wish I could say that anything on this list surprised me, but I think I may have lost my shock at the stupidity of gender binaries. I can even think of commercials that propagate these specific ideas.
God, I hate the media sometimes.
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(...Also, I'm pretty sure reading Ministering Angels only counts because men aren't supposed to read books with "angel" in the title. Nor "unicorn." God help you if you want to read a book about a unicorn.)
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