im ok but im not
you know theres this song by this band and the song is called "i lied my face off" and theres this one line that says "well i lied my face off when i said i would be ok" it seems like ive been doing that alot latly to whom ever i dont trust enough to spill myself out to them..
every one lies but i dont that much...mostly to myself.
theres this joke that my doctor told me that i will share with you guys since it has to do with lieing in part.
a man (so as not to confuse anyone lets just call him..loyed) goes to heaven and meets an angel. so loyed askes the angel who is he so he replies that hes the care taker off this place. so loyed looks around and sees clocks all over the place, he than asks what the clocks are for. the angel replies they are everyones lie clocks, when ever someone told a lie, the hands on the clock would move. loyed saw one on the wall and asked whos it was, the angel than replied, "thats aberham lincons, its only moved twice, indacting that hes only lied twice". than loyed sees another and he asks whos it is, the angel replied "that mother terisas clock, its never moved, meaning shes never told a lie". so than loyed asks where george w bush's clock would be and the angel replied "thats in jesus' office, hes useing it for a cealing fan".
i learnd that from my doc..i would imagine my clock has made one whole rotation and then some..i lied alot when i was younger.
yep yep..im not really sure why im posting this but i could say im one of the few honest guys out there.
anyway my week has been very sad for me..lots has happend, alot being not so good.
thats all..
good bye whom ever reads..
every one lies but i dont that much...mostly to myself.
theres this joke that my doctor told me that i will share with you guys since it has to do with lieing in part.
a man (so as not to confuse anyone lets just call him..loyed) goes to heaven and meets an angel. so loyed askes the angel who is he so he replies that hes the care taker off this place. so loyed looks around and sees clocks all over the place, he than asks what the clocks are for. the angel replies they are everyones lie clocks, when ever someone told a lie, the hands on the clock would move. loyed saw one on the wall and asked whos it was, the angel than replied, "thats aberham lincons, its only moved twice, indacting that hes only lied twice". than loyed sees another and he asks whos it is, the angel replied "that mother terisas clock, its never moved, meaning shes never told a lie". so than loyed asks where george w bush's clock would be and the angel replied "thats in jesus' office, hes useing it for a cealing fan".
i learnd that from my doc..i would imagine my clock has made one whole rotation and then some..i lied alot when i was younger.
yep yep..im not really sure why im posting this but i could say im one of the few honest guys out there.
anyway my week has been very sad for me..lots has happend, alot being not so good.
thats all..
good bye whom ever reads..