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Feb 17, 2007 14:10

This is a new one even for me.. evolution is evil judaism in disguise. That's right, 'secular evolution science is the Big Bang 15-billion year alternative creation scenario of the Pharisee Religion'. Einstein's kabbalism is responsible for that evil relativity thing (which is definitely the most hilarious creationist misunderstanding ever - they ( Read more... )

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tomble February 17 2007, 22:36:59 UTC

Didn't you know that atheists are really muslims?

FSTDT! Post of the Year for 2006

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM [Comments (162)] [2006-Oct-01]

If you don't read Fundies say the darndest things, you're missing out. Missing out on the TRUTH!

meleah February 17 2007, 22:48:21 UTC

Uhhgghhhhhh..

<---- this is the sound of my brain breaking.

I suspect I don't read that for reasons of sheer self-preservation :).

sly_girl February 19 2007, 06:27:25 UTC

I ... I can't stop reading that site. DAMN YOUR EYES!

tomble February 19 2007, 07:04:41 UTC

It's like a terrible car crash, isn't it, you can't look away despite how it turns your stomach or sets your mind reeling.

Best of all, there are YEARS worth of quotes. And I've read most of them.

sly_girl February 19 2007, 07:08:10 UTC

"Let's see if I get this straight. The problem is CO2 emmissions. CO2 is emmitted by humans as part of normal respiration. More humans = more CO2 emmissions. There are as many people alive today as have ever existed in the history of the planet. What does that have to do with my Buick?

There are a billion Muslims in the world. Muslims emit CO2. Muslims are the enemy of the human race. Therefore, eliminate all Muslims, and you've cured the global warming problem. After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim? I rest my case.

The Final Solution, then, is obvious."

No, it's not like a car crash - it is a car crash.

tomble February 20 2007, 02:51:03 UTC

Closer to a plane crash, really. Into a building. On purpose.

I'm serious, some of the zealotry I see on that site makes my stomach go wibbly and my mind hurt. It's the murder of reason in favour of absolute unwavering and unchangeable certainty, and it's terrifying.

"[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years."

OW, my brain!

meleah February 20 2007, 05:48:37 UTC

Ok, you got me.

They had me at: "I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty."

Although, this is possibly the best thing I've ever read, ever:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"

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