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[meldamelisse]

*can't help but feel ever so slightly... what's the word... guilty? nah. too strong a word... uhm... ever so slightly regretful of breaking Ancalagon's ribs not because she cares how HE feels, but because Glaurung's upset by all the bickering*

*tries to ignore these feelings and finds she can't*

>_Well FUCK

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[black_ancalagon]

*looks up from his book*

*thinks about making a cutting remark about the soup probably being poisoned, but restrains himself*

How nice. Thank you ever so much.

[meldamelisse]

*pauses for a second, waiting for said cutting remark*

*barely manages to stop herself from looking surprised and sets the tray down on the table beside you*

[black_ancalagon]

Would you feed it to me? I'm ever so exhausted.

[meldamelisse]

*opens her mouth to tell you to go fuck yourself then stops and manages to come up with something more diplomatic, astounding herself slightly in the process*

I could just go get my mother.

[black_ancalagon]

*has a brief moment of stunned shock that you didn't spit in his face for that one*

I'd rather you didn't, the poor woman spends too much of her time waiting on me already.

[meldamelisse]

>.<

Fine!

*sits down, looking clearly irritated, yet fails to hurl the bowl of soup over your head, despite what her instincts are ordering her to do*

[black_ancalagon]

*innocent!expression*

Is something amiss?

[meldamelisse]

I dislike menial tasks as much as you almost certainly do. Now shut up and eat.

*brandishes a spoonful of soup at your mouth*

[black_ancalagon]

XDXDXD

Now when did I ever-

*is abruptly silenced by a spoon insterted into his mouth*

[meldamelisse]

*reluctantly extracts it out of your mouth as that will mean you can talk again*

[black_ancalagon]

Well isn't that tasty! Did you make it yourself? :D

[meldamelisse]

Pffft. As if I knew how to cook, or wanted to.

[black_ancalagon]

How silly of me. Natually not.

[meldamelisse]

*waves the spoon at your mouth again*

Quite. They're reserved for far more important things than the likes of cooking.

[black_ancalagon]

*opens his mouth for you with a charming smile*

What are, your ever-so-competent hands?

[meldamelisse]

*snorts*

That and the rest of me.

Now eat!