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[meldamelisse]

*wonders how effective spilling, say, almost pure hydrochloric acid on Bob's crotch would be to speed up the wraith-ifying process AND stop him lusting after her Maia*

*figures she should start off with something less corrosive*

*"accidentally" pours a large mug of steaming hot coffee all over Bob's lap*

Oops. >:)