*Cough* : Melba Took

[melbatook]

*cough! cough!* Oh, uck! *clears throat* That'll teach me for playing in cannon.

And now there's no time to wash off all this gun powder!! Oh well, guess it gives me the rugged look, right?

Ahoy! Mess with me and I'll keel haul ye! Guess I need that Berlitz Guide to Piratese.