Karen's Very Premature Birthday List

[melathys]

For those persons who share the universal trait of not knowing what to get Karen for her birthday, here is a near comprehensive list of the less exotic paraphernalia currently coveted - available with four months of valuable shopping time remaining!

Believe it or not, this list is serious, and anything on it would be very much cherished and appreciated.

• A small thermos, suitable for bringing tomato soup to class
  
• A nice fountain pen
  
• A subscription to Ferrets magazine
  
• Dancing hamsters
  
• Fuzzy slippers
  
• Anything on this half.com wish list (used is great!)
  
• A cattle prod
  
• Dilbert paraphernalia
  
• Fossils/skulls/miscellaneous archaeological stuff
  
• A rubber chicken
  
• CDs with "Karenlike" music - open to interpretation
  
• Hair accessories
  
• A small ice cream maker
  
• Shrunken heads
  
• Board games (anything but Taboo, Hilarium, and 25 Words or Less)
  
• Recipe books for someone who can burn water
  
• Icons (examples here, here, and here)
  
• Gift certificates to restaurants that serve weird food
  
• Any of these linked posters
  
• A nice briefcase
  
• Makeup
  
• Nail care stuff
  
• Weapons of mass destruction
  

This list may evolve as more devious plots are fomented.