Revolutionary Scientific Breakthrough!!!
An incredible milestone has been reached in fluid audio-transmission today. Instructions for replicating the crucial procedure follow:
1.) Grow hair longer than shoulder length.
2.) Stand underneath a shower faucet, saturating hair.
3.) Tilt head back so that hair falls between the shoulder blades without touching the neck.
4.) Reach behind the neck and interlock fingers.
5.) Move hands toward the neck in a swift snapping motion.
When done correctly, this sequence will produce a truly incredible farting noise.
Warning: overuse may result in manic chuckling that lasts for weeks.
1.) Grow hair longer than shoulder length.
2.) Stand underneath a shower faucet, saturating hair.
3.) Tilt head back so that hair falls between the shoulder blades without touching the neck.
4.) Reach behind the neck and interlock fingers.
5.) Move hands toward the neck in a swift snapping motion.
When done correctly, this sequence will produce a truly incredible farting noise.
Warning: overuse may result in manic chuckling that lasts for weeks.