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Emails from my parents! (I would like to add that I have proof this predates Sh*t My Father Says)..this is from March.
Dad: My first Grandson, Master Liam Stuart Roberts Esquire, (pronounced Lee-am by the way) was born about an hour ago 21:00 + a few on March 17th in the year of our Lord 2010. He weighed 8 pounds 5 ounces (slot redfish size) and is said to be remarkably handsome.
I am aware that Michelle worked some and I am also aware that George contributed but the salient point is that I started the whole thing over thirty years ago so...... who's amazing here!
Mom: Excuse me, but shouldn't that be OUR grandson? I do somewhat remember you "starting" it all, but who actually gave birth to our Michi? And now she has given us another Stuart? I wonder if she's ready for that? :-)
Dad: If memory serves I was in labor for eight hours when she was finally born. Remember? It was at the end of my shift on the flight line. So ... And next, Jan is also a boy's name but she didn't pick that one did she? OH DOG EL!!!! You got told.
Mom: You forget. Diana (our VERY FIRST grandchild) is named Diana Lee, after ME (Janice Lee) and then Claire is named after Missy (Clarissa Ann, after Marissa Ann) who was actually named after my mother, Patricia Ann. So I think I have you beat, two grandkids to one!!! Hahahahaha! Sorry to tell you, it’s been a secret conspiracy with Michelle all along…
Dad: Jan's a big fat liar! Michelle, is there some reason why there are no photos? Tuckered out are ya? Maybe George's shutter finger is broken? Is that it?
Mom: What’s a shutter?
Dad: It's something I get whenever I talk to you. HA!
Dad: My first Grandson, Master Liam Stuart Roberts Esquire, (pronounced Lee-am by the way) was born about an hour ago 21:00 + a few on March 17th in the year of our Lord 2010. He weighed 8 pounds 5 ounces (slot redfish size) and is said to be remarkably handsome.
I am aware that Michelle worked some and I am also aware that George contributed but the salient point is that I started the whole thing over thirty years ago so...... who's amazing here!
Mom: Excuse me, but shouldn't that be OUR grandson? I do somewhat remember you "starting" it all, but who actually gave birth to our Michi? And now she has given us another Stuart? I wonder if she's ready for that? :-)
Dad: If memory serves I was in labor for eight hours when she was finally born. Remember? It was at the end of my shift on the flight line. So ... And next, Jan is also a boy's name but she didn't pick that one did she? OH DOG EL!!!! You got told.
Mom: You forget. Diana (our VERY FIRST grandchild) is named Diana Lee, after ME (Janice Lee) and then Claire is named after Missy (Clarissa Ann, after Marissa Ann) who was actually named after my mother, Patricia Ann. So I think I have you beat, two grandkids to one!!! Hahahahaha! Sorry to tell you, it’s been a secret conspiracy with Michelle all along…
Dad: Jan's a big fat liar! Michelle, is there some reason why there are no photos? Tuckered out are ya? Maybe George's shutter finger is broken? Is that it?
Mom: What’s a shutter?
Dad: It's something I get whenever I talk to you. HA!