Because - yes! - I am the sort of grandmother that puts a framed collage of her grandchildren on the wall using cardboard from a six pack of beer for the back.
In other news, I'm very excited to be starting the Blowtober challenge again. Writing slashly porn is hard. This is a challenge for everyone, at any comfort level, to give it a shot and stretch those porn writing wings.
This BJF tag will give you a very good preview of coming Blowtober events. *G*