nonsense fuckery
Description: In which Jongin gives free fucks while Kyungsoo doesn’t give a single fuck.
Genre: poor attempt of crack-ish fic
Pairings: kaisoo
Rating: PG
Warning: fuck fuck and a lots of fuck everywhere
Note: this story goes nowhere, and it all has the fucks in it, only words sorry no smut thingyyyyyyyy im not good at it #sadlyf #tryinghardtobeinnocent #butreallyidontknowhow #soyeah
Jongin walked his way towards Kyungsoo on his usual seat in the school’s canteen with a smug look on his face.
“So, you still won’t let me give you free fucks?” he asked as he slung an arm around Kyungsoo’s shoulders and sat beside him.
“Shut up fucker.” Kyungsoo muttered from under his breath and tried to chew on the plastic-like burger from their so-called canteen.
“Whoo, wait up. Bad day huh?” Jongin commented as he snatched the burger away from Kyungsoo’s grasp.
“Hey!” Kyungsoo tried reaching for it but Jongin had it all in his mouth, smiling grossly wide at him. “Ew.” He mumbled before standing up and walking away.
Kyungsoo sighed in relief when he was out from those filthy hands of a fucker. Jongin was well known for being generous, when it came to giving fucks in their school. He was a good fuck, they said. You should try it too, they suggested. But no, Kyungsoo had told himself. He wouldn’t give him a fuck, and he wouldn’t want one.
Well, really?
His other mind would ask in contrast from his other mind. Every time.
-
“No. I wouldn’t give you fuck like how I wouldn’t give damn at you.” Kyungsoo snapped at Jongin now that they were at the library.
Jongin hadn’t stopped pestering him from earlier that morning, and so he was hear, unfortunately for Kyungsoo.
“But Soo, I had given all of them then here you are refusing me.” He whined.
“Almost.” Kyungsoo corrected, “You only have almost. Don’t assume you have them all, I am not one of them.”
“Soo….” Jongin whined once more.
Kyungsoo exhaled exasperatedly. “Seriously Jongin? Go the fuck away from my sight. Go fuck yourself for all I care.” Then he stood up, walking away from Jongin instead of the other doing it, since Kyungsoo was sure he wouldn’t do it anyway.
-
“When will you let me give you fuck Kyungsoo-yaaaah?” Jongin singsong as he lied on the bench, on Kyungsoo’s lap.
Kyungsoo sighed, very much that his breath fanned Jongin, which the latter accepted with glory.
“When will you let it sink in your fucking head that I don’t give a fuck at you?” he replied flatly.
Jongin sighed in sadness, that he pouted cutely at Kyungsoo, very cutely that the latter thought he was going to puke fucking rainbows later.
“Did I ever flutter your heart sometimes?” Jongin asked seriously.
Kyungsoo was surprised. This was the first time Jongin had asked him, no fucks related at all. So he just blinked. Jongin was being charming, dazzling in his eyes right now. No fucking way, he thought.
“Yes- I mean no. Hell no.” he shook his lap and Jongin had to sit up, Kyungsoo was getting tensed. “No. Don’t fucking talk to me.”
Jongin scooted closer, “So I do flutter you.” Charmingly closer Kyungsoo had to close his eyes.
He was near to tell him the affirmation to his statement. But Jongin had to ruin it.
“So, if I flutter you, will you let me give you free fucks now?”
“How about no fucking way.” then a slap to Jongin’s face.
The End
Genre: poor attempt of crack-ish fic
Pairings: kaisoo
Rating: PG
Warning: fuck fuck and a lots of fuck everywhere
Note: this story goes nowhere, and it all has the fucks in it, only words sorry no smut thingyyyyyyyy im not good at it #sadlyf #tryinghardtobeinnocent #butreallyidontknowhow #soyeah
Jongin walked his way towards Kyungsoo on his usual seat in the school’s canteen with a smug look on his face.
“So, you still won’t let me give you free fucks?” he asked as he slung an arm around Kyungsoo’s shoulders and sat beside him.
“Shut up fucker.” Kyungsoo muttered from under his breath and tried to chew on the plastic-like burger from their so-called canteen.
“Whoo, wait up. Bad day huh?” Jongin commented as he snatched the burger away from Kyungsoo’s grasp.
“Hey!” Kyungsoo tried reaching for it but Jongin had it all in his mouth, smiling grossly wide at him. “Ew.” He mumbled before standing up and walking away.
Kyungsoo sighed in relief when he was out from those filthy hands of a fucker. Jongin was well known for being generous, when it came to giving fucks in their school. He was a good fuck, they said. You should try it too, they suggested. But no, Kyungsoo had told himself. He wouldn’t give him a fuck, and he wouldn’t want one.
Well, really?
His other mind would ask in contrast from his other mind. Every time.
-
“No. I wouldn’t give you fuck like how I wouldn’t give damn at you.” Kyungsoo snapped at Jongin now that they were at the library.
Jongin hadn’t stopped pestering him from earlier that morning, and so he was hear, unfortunately for Kyungsoo.
“But Soo, I had given all of them then here you are refusing me.” He whined.
“Almost.” Kyungsoo corrected, “You only have almost. Don’t assume you have them all, I am not one of them.”
“Soo….” Jongin whined once more.
Kyungsoo exhaled exasperatedly. “Seriously Jongin? Go the fuck away from my sight. Go fuck yourself for all I care.” Then he stood up, walking away from Jongin instead of the other doing it, since Kyungsoo was sure he wouldn’t do it anyway.
-
“When will you let me give you fuck Kyungsoo-yaaaah?” Jongin singsong as he lied on the bench, on Kyungsoo’s lap.
Kyungsoo sighed, very much that his breath fanned Jongin, which the latter accepted with glory.
“When will you let it sink in your fucking head that I don’t give a fuck at you?” he replied flatly.
Jongin sighed in sadness, that he pouted cutely at Kyungsoo, very cutely that the latter thought he was going to puke fucking rainbows later.
“Did I ever flutter your heart sometimes?” Jongin asked seriously.
Kyungsoo was surprised. This was the first time Jongin had asked him, no fucks related at all. So he just blinked. Jongin was being charming, dazzling in his eyes right now. No fucking way, he thought.
“Yes- I mean no. Hell no.” he shook his lap and Jongin had to sit up, Kyungsoo was getting tensed. “No. Don’t fucking talk to me.”
Jongin scooted closer, “So I do flutter you.” Charmingly closer Kyungsoo had to close his eyes.
He was near to tell him the affirmation to his statement. But Jongin had to ruin it.
“So, if I flutter you, will you let me give you free fucks now?”
“How about no fucking way.” then a slap to Jongin’s face.
The End