How many balls have you shagged?
I am at volleyball with my 10 year old and the coach keeps telling the girls: "shag the balls" "shag the balls". I tell you there was a time in my life where that wouldn't have caused me to bat an eyelash. No longer... I sit here and try not to snicker. Fuck... This is volleyball for 10 yr old girls and I am sitting here with a dirty mind thinking of ways that I can fit the lines "shag the balls!!" and "am I shagging or serving?" into a fic!!
*sigh*
I am almost ashamed of myself... Almost, mind you. Mostly I am just so bored that I am pleased my brain has found something to entertain me...
;)
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