Dear Mark Henry
I am your Plaguecarrier #1. I am a slave to your needs (I even have a whip!) ... there to pimp you out at every opportunity, to spread the word of your work like a rampent STD for the undead. I have an arc of the most wonderful Happy Hour of the Damned (now on sale at Amazon, as is the pre-order on the sequel, Road Trip of the Living Dead). I have been willing to do anything to help you out.
But you sent the Sister Collective, who works for a bookseller, an arc and not me.
*WAIL* I wanted a matching set!! Dream killer...
She'd damn well better slip me one of those cover flats... *huff*
But you sent the Sister Collective, who works for a bookseller, an arc and not me.
*WAIL* I wanted a matching set!! Dream killer...
She'd damn well better slip me one of those cover flats... *huff*