You can't win.
So... any of you hear about the huge tidal wave thinger that hit Columbo, caused by the earthquake in Malaysia? Killing about 3,000 people by now?
Yeah well, my dad was just landing his plane when the tidal wave hit Columbo. The airport's kinda flooded at the moment, but in a few hours the water should slowly disappear and he should be able to leave Srilanka.
... I'm so happy he's safe! I hope there's not an aftershock.
Yeah well, my dad was just landing his plane when the tidal wave hit Columbo. The airport's kinda flooded at the moment, but in a few hours the water should slowly disappear and he should be able to leave Srilanka.
... I'm so happy he's safe! I hope there's not an aftershock.