DoJ: Chapter 41: The Lay of Bahzell Bloody-Hand

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Uff da. Okay, I would just like to say that I was NOT crying at a scene I wrote myself; Christy's House of Bishounen Torment was really dusty that day. Yeah. Dust. Gets in the eyes. :P

Also, please read the warnings for this chapter if you don't usually.

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[askerian]

--and fell flat on his face at the Bloody Sword’s feet as the nearest halfling curled into a ball and rolled into his legs, tripping him.
Muahahaha.

The hand not grooming his whiskers unobtrusively slipped a slightly less than fist-sized lump of lead back into his belt pouch -- something that might have started out as part of a load of ballast, exactly the right size and shape to weight a halfling’s hand for a punch solid enough to fell a hradani.
aaahahahahaha >D

poor daddyguy though. ;_;

“I saw the Scorpion riding him.” Brandark’s hands were shaking, and he gripped the armrest of the oversized chair he’d been given to sit in. “I heard the name from his own lips. I felt it, like something rancid brushing up against me in the dark, and I wanted to run or be sick or-- I don’t know. It was foul,” he said, shuddering at the memory, “and I am sure of what I say. I swear it. Harnak was a willing servant of Sharna Phrofro, and carried the god’s sword when he came to hunt your son down.”
*shivers irl* *___*

“Well, that certainly sounds useful,” Relena agreed. And it also sounds like something that you would normally put into your weekly report, instead of requesting a face-to-face meeting without any notice. Why are you here?
smart relena is smart. >__>

If you have a COMPLETELY secure channel with which to contact them, I recommend you warn them and then break contact.]
aw. ;_;

“I understand there is currently a, ah, ‘blitz’ attempting to deter drivers from using non-handsfree phones while driving?”
ahaha so sneaky XD

bwee DoJ. X33333333

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Halflings from Marfang Island's navy or merchant marine get very good at fighting hradani. The Wild Wash may be shorter and not quite as tough as the Horse Stealers, but the principles are the same - including "The bigger they are, the easier they are to aim at!"

...wait. That's not quite it. Close enough. *ahem* anyway, yus, Evark is prepared. ;3

Yup. Poor Bahnak. ;_;

*blinkblink* CHRISTY! We made Asuka shiver! 8D

smart!Relena is a heck of a lot more fun to write! and so is sneaky!Pargan. ;)

You'll be glad to hear that the DoJ plunny is already nibbling the next chapter into my leg, then... :P