Madison Perry does Pink Floyd's D-Gil's 66th Birthday on YouTube
This is a fictional post on YouTube by an equally fictional gender ambiguous comedian named Madison Perry. Madison Perry has large grey slightly hooded eyes and full lips....
MADISON PERRY: Hi, I'm Madison Perry. Today (March 6th) is Pink Floyd guitarist's birthday so here is my tribute using a spoof of "Shine on you Crazy Diamond" http://empty-spaces4.livejournal.com/12176.html but I'm tweeking it for my own purposes. I'm not using a real guitar this is controler guitar and on the tv screen is Guitar Hero. Let's begin.
MADISON PERRY: Dine On You Famous Fatass
Remember when you were thin
You ran like the wind
MP: I wonder if Gilmour saw this part and thought "I couldn't run like the wind even when I was thin" But the good news is though we have the same exercise of choice: walking! Woo! Woo!
Dine on you famous fatass
Now there's a steak on your plate
Like you need to gain weight?
MP: You're right D-Gil doesn't need to gain weight. D Gil would be crossing over from nice looking thick to being a blob!
Dine on you famous fatass
You got lodged in the armchair
You stuck to the leather
MP: I hope it was a small chair. Baby's got back!
Grown horizontally
MP: Just enough.
Come on you eater of chocolate candy
Come on you eater
Of hot dogs
And sundaes
MP: Have you tried Nutrisystem's chocolate? It's awesome! So are Tofu Pups and sundaes made from soy ice cream!
And dine!
You reached to the freezer too soon
You cried for a spoon
Dine on you famous fatass
Hampered by clothes grown too tight
MP: Clothes grown too tight? Where? Wait a minute, let me adjust my D size compression binder. There. Let's continue.
Lost the talent to write
MP: I disagree, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2H65mHd9Vk
Dine on you famous fatass
Well you wore out your britches
MP: And bought some new hot stitches!
With many fish dishes
MP: Adventurous? Put this on your table: http://www.vegieworld.com/cart/product_pages.asp?id=840
Screamed for some real cheeze
Come on you fatty
You eater of waffles
Come on you eater
Of pasta
And sauces
And dine!
MP: On whole grain waffles, pasta, I have recipes for the cheese and sauces that are da bomb! http://veggie.buntch.net/for-the-cheese-lovers/
and http://vegetarian.about.com/od/maindishentreerecipes/qt/vegpasta.htm
Nobody knows what you are
A walrus or car?
MP: No, Beyonce in a car, whoa!
Dine on you famous fatass
Pile on many more layers
Don't forget the tomatoes!
MP: Come on, tomatoes are good for you they have anti-oxidants, and vitamin C.
Dine on you famous fatass
And you'll bask in the dim glow
Of refridgerators
Eat until you burst
MP: OUCH!
Come on you big boy
You plus-sized guitarist
Come on you consumer of pork chops and Triscuits
MP: Try this recipe http://www.thevegancookbook.com/2009/02/barbecue-pork-chop.html with the whole grain pasta I've mentioned. Triscuits are a great wholesome snack!
And dine!
MADISON PERRY PULLS OUT A BIRTHDAY CAKE THAT IS SHAPED LIKE A FENDER GUITAR WITH A 66 NUMBER CANDLE ON IT.
MP: Yes, there is a recipe for this, too: http://vegetarian.about.com/od/desertrecipes/r/yellowcake.htm
With frosting, too: http://vegetarian.about.com/od/veganfrostingrecipes/Vegan_Frosting_Recipes.htm
Happy Birthday!
MADISON PERRY: Hi, I'm Madison Perry. Today (March 6th) is Pink Floyd guitarist's birthday so here is my tribute using a spoof of "Shine on you Crazy Diamond" http://empty-spaces4.livejournal.com/12176.html but I'm tweeking it for my own purposes. I'm not using a real guitar this is controler guitar and on the tv screen is Guitar Hero. Let's begin.
MADISON PERRY: Dine On You Famous Fatass
Remember when you were thin
You ran like the wind
MP: I wonder if Gilmour saw this part and thought "I couldn't run like the wind even when I was thin" But the good news is though we have the same exercise of choice: walking! Woo! Woo!
Dine on you famous fatass
Now there's a steak on your plate
Like you need to gain weight?
MP: You're right D-Gil doesn't need to gain weight. D Gil would be crossing over from nice looking thick to being a blob!
Dine on you famous fatass
You got lodged in the armchair
You stuck to the leather
MP: I hope it was a small chair. Baby's got back!
Grown horizontally
MP: Just enough.
Come on you eater of chocolate candy
Come on you eater
Of hot dogs
And sundaes
MP: Have you tried Nutrisystem's chocolate? It's awesome! So are Tofu Pups and sundaes made from soy ice cream!
And dine!
You reached to the freezer too soon
You cried for a spoon
Dine on you famous fatass
Hampered by clothes grown too tight
MP: Clothes grown too tight? Where? Wait a minute, let me adjust my D size compression binder. There. Let's continue.
Lost the talent to write
MP: I disagree, check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2H65mHd9Vk
Dine on you famous fatass
Well you wore out your britches
MP: And bought some new hot stitches!
With many fish dishes
MP: Adventurous? Put this on your table: http://www.vegieworld.com/cart/product_pages.asp?id=840
Screamed for some real cheeze
Come on you fatty
You eater of waffles
Come on you eater
Of pasta
And sauces
And dine!
MP: On whole grain waffles, pasta, I have recipes for the cheese and sauces that are da bomb! http://veggie.buntch.net/for-the-cheese-lovers/
and http://vegetarian.about.com/od/maindishentreerecipes/qt/vegpasta.htm
Nobody knows what you are
A walrus or car?
MP: No, Beyonce in a car, whoa!
Dine on you famous fatass
Pile on many more layers
Don't forget the tomatoes!
MP: Come on, tomatoes are good for you they have anti-oxidants, and vitamin C.
Dine on you famous fatass
And you'll bask in the dim glow
Of refridgerators
Eat until you burst
MP: OUCH!
Come on you big boy
You plus-sized guitarist
Come on you consumer of pork chops and Triscuits
MP: Try this recipe http://www.thevegancookbook.com/2009/02/barbecue-pork-chop.html with the whole grain pasta I've mentioned. Triscuits are a great wholesome snack!
And dine!
MADISON PERRY PULLS OUT A BIRTHDAY CAKE THAT IS SHAPED LIKE A FENDER GUITAR WITH A 66 NUMBER CANDLE ON IT.
MP: Yes, there is a recipe for this, too: http://vegetarian.about.com/od/desertrecipes/r/yellowcake.htm
With frosting, too: http://vegetarian.about.com/od/veganfrostingrecipes/Vegan_Frosting_Recipes.htm
Happy Birthday!