Mel-Boy has some news, tis horrible :(
Okay so I raided Mel's LJ. It's what I do. And now it is sexy. Look at the Duke icon I'm using. He's hot stuff, y/y? Of course, yeah. Anyhow, so I met some lovely ladies, Mel's twin kirbs and Gabby on MSN and that was yay. They were very nice so um, Mel, those are more friends that I approve of so I hope I can chat with them more in future.
And that also means more people I can chat with when Mel's not around and I can spread amusing stories and rumours about her! ^o^ Isn't that awesome? Well, of course it is. Anyhow we were chatting when Gabby brings up this guy named Chris. And I was like, "yay potential new friend" because Mel-Boy likes making new friends.
But yeah, he was added and he made me LOL because um, he believed the following things:
- me and Mel are boyfriend/girlfriend.
- Me and Mel share birthdays and were born in the same hospital.
- That I was born in New Zealand but moved to Australia and visit her regularly
- That I exist. Yeah, I'm an alter ego but to this person, I am real.
Despite the following things
- my hotmail address: sexyalterego@hotmail.com
- why Mel seems to know when meebo isn't working for me
- why we know like, too much about each other
- we showed him fake photos of us
- Mel-Girl and Mel-Boy? A boy named Mel? LOL
Ah well, I am a boy and named Mel. But I was born in NZ, not the same hospital, I am an alter ego... whatever. ROFL XDDDD
So like, Chris asked to put on a show and we were all joking around and he couldn't understand sarcasm - SO NOT SEXY KK. And then he sent my dear Mel an invitation on webcam and she was like, "WTF IS THIS?" and she got told to accept and so she was like, "WTF OKAY O_O;;" and she instantly regretted it. Why?
Chris waved his dick around right in front of the camera! Mel was like, "........." and got totally scarred and so we were like, OMG BLOCK HIM and so we all blocked him and then I gave his MSN to Chloe and he said that Mel asked for it! NO SHE DID NOT. NOT ONCE DID SHE SAY FOR HIM TO SHOW HER SOME DICK. D= Shifting the blame onto my dear Mel, it's horrible!
Mel-Boy DOES NOT APPROVE. :(
But yeah, April went and yelled at him and he was all mopey and stuff and ditched. So yeah, discovered some things.
- Mel is still not safe from creepers.
- MB is also not safe from creepers. :(
- Chris waves dicks to young girls.
- MB DOES NOT APPROVE.
- MB is sexy.
- MB made new friends today.
- MB didn't like Josh as much as he thought he would. :( He doesn't like alter egos apparently. How upsetting. He doesn't knwo what he's missing.
- Mel is currently scarred for life and will need a good recovery plz plz. :(
- Duke is sexy.
- Mel should cosplay as Duke while I cosplay as Kiba. Then we'll totally be like, "HEY YOU LOOK SEXY. 8D" at each other at the next anime con.
Ah yes, Avie and Nicole May are very nice and have been telling us about ways to get two MSN things up at once and when we can be bothered, we shall suss that out.
I want a convo with N-Unit, Nicole May and Katsu's alter ego plz.
DUKE IS HOT STUFF.
I asked Mel out and she said yes. ^o^
Oh she says that was to continue fooling Chris earlier.
Dang.
I'm off to see Jun and Nejiki today! ^o^