Myspace's Greatest Hits... Vol. IV

Apr 22, 2006 10:20

1.Using FOOD names, spell out your name.

Menudo
Egg salad
Lox
Ice cream
Strudel
Small children
Animal entrails

2. What song makes you cry?



I have never heard such a moving piece: the raw emotional power, the passion, the ... pedophilia.

3. What do you like to listen to before bed?



4. A p p e a r a n c e:

HEIGHT: Short
HAIR: Shorter
EYES: X-ray
PIERCINGS: It's a little known fact, but I have a Prince Albert. How, you might ask? Good question.
TATTOOS: Only the one across my stomach that says "Thug Life." I got it after the other gang members jumped me in.

5. R i g h t N o w:

PANTS YOU'RE WEARING: Smarty Pants. ... Naturally.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?: Pure Energy. (And lots of synthesizers.)

SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: Forget about me and what song I'm listening to right now ... . I want to know what *you're* thinking. There are some things you can't hide. I want to know what you're feeling. Tell me what's on your mind.

WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: The sickly infectious sweet taste of late 80s dance-pop, I'm afraid. But it goes down sooooo smooth and bubbly. I just can't stop coming back for more.

6. D o Y o u:

GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Only when I'm moving.

HAVE A BAD HABIT?: When I'm in bed at night, I still make out with my pillow and pretend it's Donnie Wahlberg.



And secretly, gals ... you know you do, too.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: When they leave my New Kids and Fresh Prince posters alone. Parents just don't understand.

7. F a v o r i t e s:

TV SHOW:



CONDITIONER: The blood of freshly sacrificed virgins

MAGAZINE:



8. R A N D O M!:

YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Nothing, but it's foaming at the opening. Must have been that old Morbid Angel CD I put in the other night...

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE.? I think I like the green one:



WHAT MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: Hmmmm. The pink crayon?

... oh my. That was just naughty, wasn't it? [Demure finger to lips]

LAST TIME YOU GOT A REAL LETTER: It came in a thick, brown, anonymous-looking envelope. Does anybody know something about a "Lawrence Research Group?" I'm not a scientist...

LAST TIME YOU GOT AN E-MAIL?: The nice man said he'd been looking at my profile and he thought we might be soulmates! OMG!!! We've finally found each other at last!!! And his picture was so cute! I'd better hurry up and IM him. I think his screen name was... total_cyber_bullshitter69. Or something.

I just know he's The One.

LAST MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Lucky Number Slevin, with Joe last night.

LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?: Crosby.

FAVORITE DRINK?:



FAVORITE FOOD?:



Especially grilled on a spit.

FALL OR SPRING?: I fall into bed sometimes when I've been drinking. I'm just saying.

FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?



WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU'VE HAD THE LONGEST?:



WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?: Went to the movies, then to the Oasis with Joe and made poor Ben feed me drinks. When I went to pay the bill, I looked in my purse and realized I was out of cash. So I tipped him in condoms. I figure he stands a much better chance of using them than I do, anyway. :)

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?: What might happen if Ben *didn't* use condoms... [shudder]

HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU LIVED IN? Just one: Euphoria. Although I visited Rhode Island once. They had a mall. And working indoor plumbing. Also, the people there wear deodorant. I thought that was pretty damn keen.
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