Watch out, the floor is slippery from all the hoses and wet carpet.
I went to bath and body works today and discovered that they have this line of scents based on various confectionery delights. I wanted to buy cinnamon frosting and the chocolate one, as they smelled so good I wanted to lick them out of the containers, but I resisted due to my current monetary issues. Le sigh.
My sister tried some on at the store, which later led to her nearly shoving her fist up my nose (on purpose, I might add) and going, "Smell me!" on the way home. It was interesting only due to the conversation that followed, which I will now relay to you in the proper fashion. Ready? Here we go.
Me: Why are you trying to shove your fist up my nostril?
Her: I thought lesbians liked fistings.
Me: So basically you're saying you're...
Her: Fisting my sister, who is a lesbian! :D
Me: ...
Me: Heh, you're so fucking twisted.
Her: :D
Right, moving on.
I also discovered this, which made me laugh for quite some time. I never realized they made signs for that sort of thing..
But yeah. That's it for my wacky and exciting day.
My sister tried some on at the store, which later led to her nearly shoving her fist up my nose (on purpose, I might add) and going, "Smell me!" on the way home. It was interesting only due to the conversation that followed, which I will now relay to you in the proper fashion. Ready? Here we go.
Me: Why are you trying to shove your fist up my nostril?
Her: I thought lesbians liked fistings.
Me: So basically you're saying you're...
Her: Fisting my sister, who is a lesbian! :D
Me: ...
Me: Heh, you're so fucking twisted.
Her: :D
Right, moving on.
I also discovered this, which made me laugh for quite some time. I never realized they made signs for that sort of thing..
But yeah. That's it for my wacky and exciting day.