Out Of The Ordinary... Chappy 2. [2/?]
Out Of The Ordinary... Chappy 2. [2/?]
Title: Out Of The Ordinary
Author: Beckytard
Pairing: Vam
Rating: PG-13 - PG-17.
Summary: Bam and Ville are caught caressing eachother when an old lady comes over and "curses" them for sinning, Will things turn out to be as innocent as they should? Or will it become a life swapping disaster?
Disclaimer: I'm too poor to own Ville or Bammie.
Authors Notes: Okay, Maybe i'll start getting into the habbit of a chappy a day? Maybe you lot would like that. :P This one should be funny. Concrit welcome.
REMEMBER VILLE'S IN BAMS BODY AND BAM IS IN VILLE'S
Both of them exhausted they fell asleep in a pile of limbs, combined together not bothering to think what tomorrow would come.
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Bam stirred rubbing his eyes realising his tattooed arms weren't the same.
"Fuck." Bam mumbled hitting Ville which was really his form of self, earning a bone shattering scream which surely woke up Ville.
"What is it Bammie? Oh, Bammie... You forgot didn't you?" Ville sympathised wrapping a muscular arm around Bams waist. "W-why why do you have to be so weak?" Bam whimpered clutching his hand letting a few tears leak from his green pools.
"Oh kulta don't cry, please? Here let me sing it better." Ville said trying his best to sing in an American accent... failing terribly.
Ryan started laughing as he walked past "Bam stop trying to murder Villes song." He said before walking into the kitchen.
"I'm not!" Bam shouted back in protest.
"Ville there your fucking songs anyway, you can't even murder them... And can you two put some clothes on? Its like having two extra Novak's around here." Ryan rolled his eyes before walking out the front door.
"We need to get used to this Ville." Ville smirked seeing a funny side to this.
"You too... Bam." Bams laugh hiccupping uncontrollably falling back onto his back.
"So... What about sex?" Ville asked pretty eager to hear what was going to go on in the downstairs compartment.
"What about it?" Bam asked dumbfounded.
"I mean, I'm always on top... Will it be the same?" Ville asked.
"Well you weren't the one fucking yourself." Bam replied trying to make it sound as bratty as he could but just ended up sounding too desperate for something he couldn't get.
"You weren't the one receiving it from yourself!" Ville replied back, "Mind you it was rather good... No wonder you go crazy for me." Ville smirked, giggling to himself.
"Willa, It really hurts." Bam complained tears forming up into his eyes again.
"We better get you to hospital Kulta." Ville said softly helping Bam up and helping him upstairs.
"You are such a git Bam. I'm telling you, you so better not be doing this for attention... I was doing so well in my childhood, no broken bones what so ever then we swap bodies and in the first 30 seconds of being awake you break my bones!" Ville ranted on.. and on... and on...
"Is this what I always sound like?" Bam asked annoyed his eyebrow furrowing into his brow.
"Hey, Don't frown! I don't want any more wrinkles." Ville complained making Bam frown even harder. "Okay, Okay, I'm sorry! Jesus, by the times your finished with me I'll have nothing left! Don't you dare make me gain any more weight." Ville complained starting off another ramble, by this time Bam switched off a bit wondering if Villes mind would do the same... But the only think that came up was a stupid melody. Oops, Lets listen now. Bam thought.
"And anyway, I'm so not eating meat for your stupid figure, yeah you have the muscles and energy to skate and shit like that but I'm still not doing it, no matter what you say you're not making me!" Ville finished taking a deep breath and sighing. "I sort of like not having asthma." Ville added searching through his wardrobe for what Bam was going to wear today.
With a struggle of getting Bam dressed and a couple of whining both of them was downstairs and ready... Bam anyway. "Come on then, lets get you to the hospital you anorexic Finnish fu--" Bam started laughing at the statement Ville had just said and was about to finish.
"You so think like me now." Bam laughed causing Ville to grab a hold of Bam's wrist and squeeze tightly. Bam started screaming and flapping his arms about, which left an amused Ville standing there smirking.
Ville let go of the pressure from Bams hand "So let that be a lesson to you." Bam nodded his bottom lip quivering as the boy headed towards the door when Bam let out a sniffled reply,
"Aren't you going to put clothes on Ville?" Bam asked putting a fresh image of a naked Bam sitting in a hospital waiting room into his mind... Besides it would be Bams image in the papers anyway, Ville smirked shaking his head lightly then heading straight out the door.