May 16, 2011 12:44
I want to bottle up all the things I'm feeling right now at this moment and mass-produce them, and whenever I think to myself in the future, "Yes! Rum! Let's get drunk!" I'll grab one of those little bottles off a shelf, open it up, and take a big whiff of I ran 5k this morning, no I didn't, I threw up in the shower. Jesus, take the wheel and also my head.