Get Low & Wrap.
Hark, internet denizens, and let me tell you of that finest sport known to humanity: coeducational snow rugby. Oh sweet, sweet Lord, did I have so much fun. See, I thought playing rugby in the snow would be the best part, but, oh no, the best part comes from, yes, you guessed it: tackling girls. Now, you might be thinking, "Dan, you're a pretty big guy, it's really not fair that you get to play against girls." To which I'd respond, "Yes, you're one-hundred percent correct."
There's nothing I love more than asserting my dominance on something smaller than me. Trying to run up the field? Nice try, little girl! You're getting tackled. So what if I've got more than a hundred pounds and a foot on you? You're still going to get stiff armed! Oh man, pushing over a plethora of little girls into the snow is the most emotionally satisfying thing that has happened to me in years.
Yeah, I've got a lot of schoolwork, but that can easily be ignored in favor of dominating things tinier than me. Oh, and I'm also gaining weight! The good kind, it's pretty sweet.
There's nothing I love more than asserting my dominance on something smaller than me. Trying to run up the field? Nice try, little girl! You're getting tackled. So what if I've got more than a hundred pounds and a foot on you? You're still going to get stiff armed! Oh man, pushing over a plethora of little girls into the snow is the most emotionally satisfying thing that has happened to me in years.
Yeah, I've got a lot of schoolwork, but that can easily be ignored in favor of dominating things tinier than me. Oh, and I'm also gaining weight! The good kind, it's pretty sweet.