It's Pretty Much Like Golf, But For Girls.
I sure enjoy having clean clothes, but, much to my chagrin, I do not enjoy having to do laundry. So, after countless attempts into luring people into doing my laundry, I did my laundry. Now I am presented with a ton of clothes that need folding and placement in drawers. Oh, the humanity.
Anyway, sports are cool. I stand behind my statement that being a jock is awesome. 'cause it's one thing to be physically active and get out to the gym, but you can't defeat anyone at the gym. I need glorious victory and crushing of opponents. Winning is possibly the most important thing in the world. Well, second most important thing to defeating people.
The internet is such a wonderful cesspool. I genuinely think that it's an extremely appropriate reflection of humanity. Every email I receive about my inadequate penis, every banner ad for cheap mortgages on my house, every time "Oh My God" is abbreviated, the internet justifies its existence.
Addendum: This upcoming Wednesday, the 28th of September, is a very special day. I implore you to guess why!
Anyway, sports are cool. I stand behind my statement that being a jock is awesome. 'cause it's one thing to be physically active and get out to the gym, but you can't defeat anyone at the gym. I need glorious victory and crushing of opponents. Winning is possibly the most important thing in the world. Well, second most important thing to defeating people.
The internet is such a wonderful cesspool. I genuinely think that it's an extremely appropriate reflection of humanity. Every email I receive about my inadequate penis, every banner ad for cheap mortgages on my house, every time "Oh My God" is abbreviated, the internet justifies its existence.
Addendum: This upcoming Wednesday, the 28th of September, is a very special day. I implore you to guess why!