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mejames

Hogwarts Holidays and such

Dec 04, 2006 09:13

I would just like to take this opportunity to give all of you worthy journal-readers ample notice of an important fact ( Read more... )

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mesirius December 5 2006, 04:25:19 UTC

Pah. I scoff. No lovely, lavish gifts from me (AND NO BIRTHDAY SEX) until you admit that I am, without a doubt, the Best Looking Boy Hogwarts Has Ever Seen, bar none. You can have second place, overshadowed by my pure godliness.

mejames December 5 2006, 04:35:02 UTC

I would be worried if I even slightly thought that you could resist my manly charms on the DAY OF MY BIRTH, OF ALL DAYS. We all know that you could never resist James Hart Potter, Stud of Hogwarts and All of the Land that Surrounds It.

mesirius December 5 2006, 04:56:32 UTC

HAH. Just wait. We will see who crawls into whose bed first with the lubricant.

Because don't forget, I could have anyone in this school. Perhaps my gift to you will be the best sex you've ever had, and a night of my life.

mejames December 6 2006, 03:45:15 UTC

Psh, "could have" anyone? Try has had everyone. I don't want used good for my birthday.

Besides, you always want to snuggle, when I really just want you for your body.

mesirius December 7 2006, 01:23:50 UTC

Used goods? USED GOODS?

Fine, no tingly lubricant for you. Take it dry, bitch. We shall see how well you can take my "snuggling"

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