(no subject)
It's the end of the week, so I thought i'd wind down with a really long survey I stole from Melly.
1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money?: Of course. To like, environmental causes and feeding hungry people
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?: no, I don't sweat that much anyway
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?: Well, I have 2 pairs of cord pants and a cord jacket
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?: God yes. Clouds and rain make me feel dead inside. And the sun can make a bad day seem good.
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you?: Yeah, it's called turning 14
6. Do you buy eggnog around the holidays?: Yes, yum
7. Did you play cowboys and Indians when you were a small child?: I think so
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?: Not really
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?: In LB, no, but I do live within 5 miles of the ocean. In Amherst, yes
10. Do you believe that personality is everything?: No, plenty of evil people have had very charming personalities
11. When someone says they love you, do you naturally want to say it back, even if you don't mean it?: Yeah
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?: Not really, but that hasn't stopped me before
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States? um, I dunno
14. Is it concieted to consider oneself unique?: No
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?: I think it might actually, in kind of a twisted way
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?: We'll be lucky if it ends by 2050
17. Do you know anyone who has ever been held hostage?: No
18. If your teenage son impregnated a girl, would you force him to do whatever it took to support her?: Probably
19. Are angels creepy?: No
20. Do you think the New England accent is annoying?: What ah yah talkin' about?
21. Which print do you prefer: leopard or zebra?: um, leopard
22. Would you break up with someone if you thought they were too pompous and arrogant?: Yeah
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?: Depends. If it was like a dog or a cat, probably, but I'd be afraid that a wild animal would have some kind of disease.
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?: I have no idea
25. Should a license be required to have children?: Dude, that's the best idea ever!
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?: I always hope that a really hot girl will sit next to me. I'm still hoping.
27. Do you come from a large family?: Normal sized I guess
28. Would you ever purposely let your country's flag touch the ground?: No
29. Is it difficult for you to decline a date from someone you are not interested in?: yeah, but I've done it.
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?: Probably
31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?: No. Does it bother you that Greenland isn't really green?
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?: I don't care, that's her prerogative.
33. Do you ever run with scissors?: I think I tried it once just to see what would happen.
34. Have you done something illegal today?: No
35. Which is worse: Being labeled, or being a nobody?: Being a nobody, definitely.
36. Do you think someone will ever try to assasinate Michael Moore?: I don't think people take him seriously enough to assasinate him.
37. What song are you listening to at this very second? Memory Lane by Elliott Smith
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?: Round
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?: Um, I don't live in fear of it, but yes
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infallible?: Maybe he should just stop sneaking nips of the communion wine.
41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?: Yes
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?: I don't have any reason not to
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?: I'm with Melissa on this one. As long as they're faithful to my best friend I don't care.
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?: I think I'd just be surprised to be approached by Satan on the street. Then maybe I'd start praying to God to smite him and his demonic BBQ chicken. Come to think of it, wouldn't it make more sense if he offered me chicken diablo?
45. Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?: Would you say that fish need bicycles?
46. Do you feel like the majority of the world is ignorant?: YES
47. Do you help control anger by writing songs, poems, etc?: I used to, but I haven't in a while.
48. Do you view bandanas as gang symbols?: No
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?: No
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?: um, no. but I wouldn't turn down a date with Natalie Portman.
51. Are you a good storyteller?: I'm ok I guess
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?: yes
53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?: Um, probably
54. Do puppies melt your heart?: Yes
55. Do you think that someone who doesn't drink alcohol AT ALL is weird?: no
56. Are you a racist scumbag?: I don't think so
57. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?: You've screwed yourself over
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?: I think most everybody is scared of change
59. Are Vegan diets healthy?: vegans are evil and should be outlawed
60. Do you enjoy watching shows that deal with forensics?: um, I don't usually watch that many shows, so I dunno
61. At this rate, are you going to Heaven or Hell?: Heaven by way of Purgatory
62. Could there be a terrorist attack in your area?: Amherst? not likely. LB? somewhat more likely.
63. Do you worry about food safety?: not really
64. Can bitchy behavior be self-justified?: Way worse things than bitchiness can be self-justified
65. Do you have over 100 people on your buddy list?: Whoa, I do. But like, half of them are outdated screen names and the majority of the rest are people I don't talk to.
66. Do you relax when you are around animals?: Depends on the animal. I probably wouldn't be too relaxed around like, crocodiles
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?: Um, that would probably lead to a lot of complications
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?: Um, probably technically
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?: hmmm, I'm gonna go with chocolate
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?: yeah, but it's not the majority
71. Do you feel sorry for Martha Stewart?: Awwww, she's under house arrest on her multi-bazillion dollar estate. Someone call the waaaambulence.
72. Do certain swear words just roll of your tongue?: yeah, unfortunately
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?: paper, but for a shorter amount of time
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?: waist I think. actually more like back, since I'm usually to tall for the waist
75. Do you use your mind enough?: for what I'm capapble of? no way.
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?: ugh, I'm not a fan of birds
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?: Diagnosed? no. but I have my suspisions about some people
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?: hopefully I'll doing something [and someone ;-)] I love
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?: um, not really
80. Pet owners: ....
81. Would you like to be cloned?: hmmm, it would be interesting, but probably only in theory
82. Do you believe that your name fits your personality?: Pretty much
83. Were your parents born in the same decade?: Nope, '49 and '57
84. Do you exercise before you eat in the morning?: Ugh, I can't do anything, much less exercise
85. Were you a proud owner of a snap bracelet?: um, I not that I recall
86. Is it better to be single or in a relationship?: um, in a relationship. not that I have a whole lot of experience to speak from
87. Do you think police officers have the right to use a stun gun on a 13-year old?: I guess if the 13 year old had a weapon or something
88. Which is the better way to discipline a child: Take 'em out behind the woodshed and whip 'em
89. Would you let your child spend the night at Michael Jackson's house?: I wouldn't let my child within 500 yards of anything owned by Michael Jackson
90. Do you often forget what day it is?: no
91. Do your grandparents play bingo a lot?: no
92. Do you own a copy of Thriller by Michael Jackson?: no
93. Do you prefer reading or writing?: depends
94. Do you prefer hamsters or gerbils?: I don't really have much experience with either, so I dunno. They're both just like little balls of fur aren't they?
95. Do you think animals have a religion?: If there was no Dog it would be necessary to invent him.
96. Are you a powerful person?: um, I can be, but I'm not most of the time
97. Do you think marriage would change who you are?: no
98. Do you meddle in other peoples’ business?: not really
99. Do you think the teenagers who take abstinence vows are probably the ones that weren’t going to have sex in the first place?: hahaha, yeah.
100. Are you ever attracted to your teachers?: very rarely
101. Do you think your parents have always been faithful to each other?: Oh jeez, now you've got me all paranoid.
102. Does the word "hello" seem formal to you?: no
103. Do you think that schools should be allowed to ban un-natural colored hair?: no.
104. Is it possible to love someone and hate them at the same time?: hmmm, maybe?
105. Do your eyes change colors from time to time?: no
106. When you sit really still, can you feel your pulse?: Yes
107. Does cursive handwriting serve any real purpose nowadays?: Yeah, it looks nicer and for most people it's faster to write.
108. Have you ever had melted cheese on your fries?: yeah, from In N Out
109. Have you ever encountered a rude person in a wheelchair?: Not that I remember
110. Are you often the last one to understand a joke?: not often, but sometimes
111. Has your home been decorated by an interior designer?: hahaha, no way
112. Do you believe in reincarnation?: It's certainly possible, but how can I really know?
113. Do you think the government was involved in 9/11?: Only in the sense that they had their heads up their collective ass
114. Would you ever kiss someone with no teeth?: um, that would be very weird
115. Do you wash your hair every day?: yes
116. If we keep making exceptions for homosexuals, do you think the next generation of homosexuals will be spoiled brats?: like, what kinds of exceptions do we make for homosexuals?
117. Can experience be gained just by reading?: Knowledge can be gained, but not experience
118. Do you have any gay friends?: Yes
119. Have you ever been to Stonehenge?: No, but I'd like to see it someday
120. Do you consider darts to be a sport?: no.
121. Your first black eye: Did you give it or get it?: Don't remember, but I'd be willing to bet my brother gave it to me.
122. Is it always better to be safe than sorry?: Not always, not in love.
123. Do you look more at someone’s mouth or eyes when they are talking to you?: I've never given it any thought
124. If you were around second-hand-smoke enough, would you be swayed to smoke yourself?: depends on what was being smoked
125. Do you think anyone can be an actor?: No.
126. Okay, what song are you listening to now?: Cry Baby by Janis Joplin
127. Do you talk just to hear yourself, even when you’re alone?: I talk to myself, but not just to hear myself talk. That would be kind of pathetic.
128. Do you think you’ll ever visit the Clinton Library?: I have no idea
129. Do you emotionally hurt people on purpose?: No, I can't really see myself doing that
130. Would you date a minister?: probably not
131. On vacation, do you usually take more pictures of landscapes or buildings?: buildings, I guess.
132. Do you think pit bulls should be illegal to own?: hmm, if they did outlaw them, I don't think I'd be out there protesting it.
133. Are your parents willing to help you through college?: yes, bless them
134. Is it obvious that one of your family members did drugs in the sixties?: no
135. Do you think people worry too much about being open-minded?: Yes, way too much.
136. Are you offended when you see a visitor in your country wearing a crest of their flag?: Not at all, this is America
137. Would you rather master one language, or learn two languages and be average in them both?: I think it would probably be more practical to be average in two languages
138. Do you think that Jesus was just a magician?: hahaha, no
139. Should ‘freak dancing’ be banned from school dances?: I dunno. It is pretty disturbing to see like, middle schoolers getting all freaky
140. If Fox created a sitcom starring Jennifer Lopez, would you watch it?: Fox+Sitcom=me no watch
141. Is your monthly cycle so regular that you always know which day you’re going to start?: um, I don't think this question applies to me
142. Girls: Do you care that when you cry, your mascara runs?:
143. Guys: Do you get all soft when you see a girl crying?: Yeah, I'm a big softie
144. Do you think baseball is a dying professional sport in America?: I did until I came out to Massachusetts
145. Should America get rid of the electoral college?: Yes, fucking electoral college
146. Can Lindsay Lohan really sing?: She needs to do less singing and more eating
147. Are you more creative alone, or with others?: Alone
148. Does every family have a crazy uncle, or is it just mine?: I think most people have some wacky relative
149. Do you like green bean casserole?: I don't think I've ever had it, but it doesn't sound too tasty
150. Have you ever smuggled anything in to America?: Well, I was going to give a truthful answer, but you never know what federal types might be reading my LJ
151. Do you like to play dominos?: sure
152. Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you really like?: Yeah, I'm only really good at flirting with girls who are just friends. Actually, I'm pretty bad at flirting most of time.
153. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?: As a straight man, I am going to say yes.
154. Do brain teasers make you feel dumb?: Yeah
155. Did you ever have an Easy Bake Oven?: No
156. Do you enjoy fishing?: No, it's boring first off and second it's kind of cruel to the fish. I always feel sorry for them.
157. Do you think the Egyptians could have used wind to build the Pyramids?: Huh?
158. Beef or pork?: beef
159. Was this survey random enough for you?: Sure
160. Is this the longest random survey you’ve ever taken?: Um, I think so