Disclaimer: All characters belonged to J.K Rowling or otherwise stated. Based of Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo and the Disney version belonged to Disney
A/N: just an idea after listening to the Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame OST. I can't resist this scene =P The lyric changed to suit the song. I can picture Severus Snape as Quisimodo, Fudge as Frollo, Harry Potter as Esmeralda, and Lucius Malfoy as the captain. and the gargoyles? Fred, George and Ron of course XD and if I'm on it, Hermione Granger as Madelline (though I'm not that fond on SS x HG pairing...)
The Potions Master of Hogwarts
Pierrot:
Morning in Godric's Hollow, the village awakes
To the howls of the Hogwarts' Gargoyles
The fisherman fishes, the bakerman bakes
To the howls of the Hogwarts Gargoyles
To the big growl as loud as the thunder
To the whispers soft as a feather
And some say the soul of the village's
The toll of the Gargoyles
The howls of Hogwarts
Listen, they're beautiful, no?
So many colors of sound, so many changing moods
Because you know, they don't move all by themselves
- They don't? -
No, silly boy.
down there, low, low in the dark dungeon
lives the mysterious Potions Master
Who is this creature - Who? -
What is he? - What? -
How did he come to be there - How? -
Hush, and Pierrot will tell you
It is a tale, a tale of a man and a monster.
Dark was the night when our tale was begun
On the forbidden forest near Hogwarts
Man #1:
Shup it up, will you!
Man #2:
We'll be spotted!
Woman:
Hush, little one.
Clopin:
Four frightened Death Eaters slid silently through
The forbidden forest near Hogwarts
Man #3:
Four guilders for safe passage into muggle London
Pierrot:
But a trap had been laid for the Death Eaters
And they gazed up in fear and alarm
At a figure whose clutches
Were iron as much as the Gargoyles
Man #4:
Minister Fudge!
Pierrot:
The howls of Hogwarts
Chorus:
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
Pierrot:
Minister Cornelius Fudge longed
To purge the wizarding world
Of vice and sin
Chorus:
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
Pierrot:
And he saw corruption
Ev'rywhere
Except within
Fudge:
Bring these Death Eaters vermin to the Ministry!
Auror:
You there, what are you hiding?
Fudge:
Magic talisman no doubt. Take them from her
Pierrot:
She ran
Chorus:
Dies irae, dies illa (Day of wrath, that day)
Solvet saeclum in favilla (Shall consume the world in ashes)
Teste Cassandra cum sibylla (As prophesied by Cassandra and Sibyl)
Quantus tremor est futurus (What trembling is to be)
Quando Judex est venturus (When the Judge is come)
Woman:
Sanctuary, please give us sanctuary
Fudge:
A baby? A monster!
Headmaster Dumbledore:
Stop!
Pierrot:
cried Headmaster Dumbledore
Fudge:
This is an unholy deamon.
I'm sending it back to hell, where it belongs.
Dumbledore:
See there the innocent blood you have spilt
On the steps of Hogwarts
Fudge:
I am guiltless. She ran, I pursued.
Dumbledore:
Now you would add this child's blood to your guilt
On the steps of Hogwarts
Fudge:
My conscience is clear
Dumbledore:
You can lie to yourself and your minions
You can claim that you haven't a qualm
But you never can run from
Nor hide what you've done from the eyes
The very eyes of Hogwarts
Chorus:
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
Pierrot:
And for one time in his live
Of power and control
Chorus:
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
Pierrot:
Fudge felt a twinge of fear
For his mortal soul
Fudge:
What must I do?
Dumbledore:
Care for the child, and raise it as your own
Fudge:
What? I'd be settled with this misshapen ..?
Very well. Let him live with you, in your school.
Dumbledore:
Live here? Where?
Fudge:
Anywhere
Just so he's kept locked away
Where no one else can see
The Dungeon, perhaps
And who knows, our world works in mysterious ways
Even this foul creature may
Yet prove one day to be
Of use to me
Pierrot:
And Fudge gave the child a cruel name
A name that means half-formed, Severus Snape
Now here is a riddle to guess if you can
Howl the Gargoyles of Hogwarts
Who is the monster and who is the man?
Pierrot and Chorus:
Sing the Gargoyles,Gargoyles,Gargoyles,Gargoyles
Gargoyles,Gargoyles,Gargoyles,Gargoyles
Gargoyles of Hogwarts School!