In my own special way of defying physics I have managed to spill coffee on my eyebrow. Don't ask how, I just know it happened. My eyebrow is wet and my face reeks of espresso. I am not intoxicated which is the sad part, (for many reasons.)

Went to California last week. Had a smashing time. I saw many flamingos at the zoo which smelled of death and ( Read more... )