From Fuckyou List
This is my post today: Enjoy.
Fuck you, you stupid fat tourists. I know you bring money to our economy, but FUCK YOU!! at least when I go somewhere I won't be a complete bitch because I get something that I don't like. Such as this story right here:
Last summer I was in the deli with a friend of mine. We were getting sandwhiches. It was packed. So, we waited, we even let a large family cut in front of us, like nice local girls we are. They announce that they're out of bread and have to use bread ends [which are still devine! That bread is ssoo good it doesn't even matter what part of the bread you get.] and this family who was ordering [they were in mid-order when the girl announced that they were out of bread] was like, "oh okay, no big deal." and then the mom [I'm assuming] says, "Oh, you're out of bread? So, what's a bread end?'
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!?? YOU DUMB BITCH.
one of the girls working shows her and then she goes, "oh uuhh, hun [[turns to husband]] I don't like those. at all. [[turns to person working]] when can you make me fresh bread?" [[Friend I'm with and I just look at eachother. I say: What the fuck is her issue? Friend says: Jesus, idiot people. Both: Roll eyes.]] The girl working says, "we have some in the oven, but it's not going to be out for a bit." bottom line was: This lady threw a hhhuuuggeee fit because she said, "I come here to have a sandwhich, not some crap on a bread end ." I wanted to just say "Fine, fucking LEAVE THEN! Get out of our state and go back to where ever it was that you're picky ass came from." Her husband looked completely embaressed and says, "You can have mine, it's no big deal, I'll eat a bread end. This bread is good anyway. No big deal sweet heart." I swear that stupid woman was about to cry.
Next fuck you a hhhuuugggeeee one to this lady right here:
I was riding my bike home from my friend's house. I was on the correct side of the road, and this minivan has to drive around me, [duh.] because they're on the same side, and they start honking at me. Like I'm doing something? Anyway, I move over a little more [so now I'm in gravel] and she drives around me. I flip her off because that was clearly uncalled for. it was rediculous. Not to mention the lady was ssoo insanely huge. She parks her car up ahead [ugh are you kidding me?] and gets out and [remember she's like...huge] and says to me, "You need to get on the right side of the road." I said, "uh I am. This is the right side." She gets all fat and huffy then and says, "Oh, well i couldn't get around you." To which I replied "Hey maybe if you decided to ride a bike every now and then you'd shed a couple of pounds so that you can get around me. Or hey, get your FUCKING MOTOR fixed because I could hear it with my god damn music turned up. Ever hear of global warming? Yep, thanks for helping. Ever hear of the obesity problem in america? Yep, thank you for helping once again." She just looks at me and gets in her car.
She was from Illionis. So Fuck you a hhhuuuggeee one to you, you fat fuck.
Fuck you, you stupid fat tourists. I know you bring money to our economy, but FUCK YOU!! at least when I go somewhere I won't be a complete bitch because I get something that I don't like. Such as this story right here:
Last summer I was in the deli with a friend of mine. We were getting sandwhiches. It was packed. So, we waited, we even let a large family cut in front of us, like nice local girls we are. They announce that they're out of bread and have to use bread ends [which are still devine! That bread is ssoo good it doesn't even matter what part of the bread you get.] and this family who was ordering [they were in mid-order when the girl announced that they were out of bread] was like, "oh okay, no big deal." and then the mom [I'm assuming] says, "Oh, you're out of bread? So, what's a bread end?'
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!?? YOU DUMB BITCH.
one of the girls working shows her and then she goes, "oh uuhh, hun [[turns to husband]] I don't like those. at all. [[turns to person working]] when can you make me fresh bread?" [[Friend I'm with and I just look at eachother. I say: What the fuck is her issue? Friend says: Jesus, idiot people. Both: Roll eyes.]] The girl working says, "we have some in the oven, but it's not going to be out for a bit." bottom line was: This lady threw a hhhuuuggeee fit because she said, "I come here to have a sandwhich, not some crap on a bread end ." I wanted to just say "Fine, fucking LEAVE THEN! Get out of our state and go back to where ever it was that you're picky ass came from." Her husband looked completely embaressed and says, "You can have mine, it's no big deal, I'll eat a bread end. This bread is good anyway. No big deal sweet heart." I swear that stupid woman was about to cry.
Next fuck you a hhhuuugggeeee one to this lady right here:
I was riding my bike home from my friend's house. I was on the correct side of the road, and this minivan has to drive around me, [duh.] because they're on the same side, and they start honking at me. Like I'm doing something? Anyway, I move over a little more [so now I'm in gravel] and she drives around me. I flip her off because that was clearly uncalled for. it was rediculous. Not to mention the lady was ssoo insanely huge. She parks her car up ahead [ugh are you kidding me?] and gets out and [remember she's like...huge] and says to me, "You need to get on the right side of the road." I said, "uh I am. This is the right side." She gets all fat and huffy then and says, "Oh, well i couldn't get around you." To which I replied "Hey maybe if you decided to ride a bike every now and then you'd shed a couple of pounds so that you can get around me. Or hey, get your FUCKING MOTOR fixed because I could hear it with my god damn music turned up. Ever hear of global warming? Yep, thanks for helping. Ever hear of the obesity problem in america? Yep, thank you for helping once again." She just looks at me and gets in her car.
She was from Illionis. So Fuck you a hhhuuuggeee one to you, you fat fuck.