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Telepathy Does Not Exist [s/a]

Jul 20, 2010 20:44

Title: Telepathy Does Not Exist [s/a]
Author: meiloslyther
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gen
POV: 1st, Ryan's
Summary: Ryan thinks he's gone insane.
Word Count: 1,000
Disclaimer: Entirely created from the recesses of my own diseased and fragmented brain case. This is what snorting word dust will do to you. :D Oh, and don't Google yourselves. Ever.
Beta: ezdeeppornkittn
Author Notes ( Read more... )

hc_bingo, pairing!gen, content!crack, fic!standalone, weird shit happens to ryan, rating!pg-13

Comments 18

aholelabledlove July 21 2010, 02:04:23 UTC

Awww, I feel so bad for Ryan! That would suck, having to hear everything....

meiloslyther July 21 2010, 02:15:02 UTC

God, I know, right? Just imagine if they were girls... HAHA, kidding, it's just I was thinking about What Women Want and how Mel Gibson was totally freaking out that whole movie.

aholelabledlove July 21 2010, 02:21:04 UTC

Haha, I think I'd panic attack if it was me. Honestly, it would be terrifying!

slashxmistress July 21 2010, 02:40:53 UTC

And you end it there? ! You are a tease Meilo, a tease! There was the hurt, but where was the dirty sex comfort?

Very nice concept though. And this:
"Oh my god, I can see Ryan's monstercock!" Ahahahahahahahaha! Like he doesn't know he can't hide that shit!

meiloslyther July 21 2010, 02:51:30 UTC

Haha, I know. But it's so hard to put sex into a h/c situation for me. Idk. And hey, there is too comfort, you just can't see it cause there's no seeeeeeeeeex. XD

Actually, that was probably the one comment that made him smile and go, "Fuck yea, Ross."

As soon as I saw your icon, I laughed out loud and knew immediately why you used it before reading your comment. *snerk*

slashxmistress July 21 2010, 02:58:13 UTC

:DD I like your icon! but mine is better!

meiloslyther July 21 2010, 03:13:51 UTC

LAWL!!! IT IS.

lash72 July 21 2010, 17:07:22 UTC

BAHAHHA. XD Monstercock. That sounds like the title of one of those old horror movies with the really bad special effects, like the one where a town gets attack by giant ants.
I enjoyed this endlessly >:3 BUT I WANT MORE. D:

meiloslyther July 21 2010, 18:01:23 UTC

OHNOES, ORANGE JUICE RYAN. *hides*

You mean you've never heard the term monstercock? :O It's everywhere!

I have so much more I'm working on right now. :D

lash72 July 22 2010, 16:48:30 UTC

Oh no, I have heard of monstercock. I almost peed myself laughing when my friend casually mentioned it.

YES ORANGE JUICE RYAN >:D

kelseychicago July 21 2010, 21:01:55 UTC

OMGOMGOMG the fans' thoughts killed me. I CAN SEE RYAN'S MONSTERCOCK!! Yes. Yes yes yes. That's exactly what's going through my mind when I see them. Or... saw.. *sniffle*

I. Love. This.

meiloslyther July 22 2010, 01:54:38 UTC

THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT I WOULD BE THINKING. I'm kind of sad that I didn't get to see them before the split. The first chance I even had was after it anyway.

Thank you. :D

camatie July 21 2010, 23:34:59 UTC

That was so CUTE and made me sadface for poor Ryan. D:

Wonderfully done. :)

meiloslyther July 22 2010, 01:58:09 UTC

Haha, thanks.