brilliance at work
Today I had a couple brilliant moments where
1) I realized, oh, sitcom is an abbreviation of situational comedy ha ha ha. How on earth did that escape me for so long, especially when romcom is shorthand I've personally used for romantic comedy?
2) I forgot English for a moment and stared at the word "plow" and had no idea how to pronounce it. Does it rhyme with "how"? Does it rhyme with "toe"? Is it spelled "plough"?
Why does plow not rhyme with tow which rhymes with dough which does not rhyme with rough? WHAT THE FUCK, ENGLISH.
I blame Teen Wolf for deteriorating my brain, but that's a poor excuse but I wasn't doing that great before that. D: Dammit, brain!
At least I can use the deterioration as an excuse for how I started reading One Direction fic out of boredom and curiosity and then accidentally found myself shipping Zayn/Niall, right? or maybe I just ship Niall. I know nothing about him except that he's blond and Irish but I sort of characterize him as a friendly dumb puppy who likes food and affection in my head. Don't tell me otherwise!
If you haven't seen it, watch Mitt Romney Gangnam Style because it is an excellent parody visually and satirically.
My only thoughts on last night's presidential debates are this.
1) I realized, oh, sitcom is an abbreviation of situational comedy ha ha ha. How on earth did that escape me for so long, especially when romcom is shorthand I've personally used for romantic comedy?
2) I forgot English for a moment and stared at the word "plow" and had no idea how to pronounce it. Does it rhyme with "how"? Does it rhyme with "toe"? Is it spelled "plough"?
Why does plow not rhyme with tow which rhymes with dough which does not rhyme with rough? WHAT THE FUCK, ENGLISH.
I blame Teen Wolf for deteriorating my brain, but that's a poor excuse but I wasn't doing that great before that. D: Dammit, brain!
At least I can use the deterioration as an excuse for how I started reading One Direction fic out of boredom and curiosity and then accidentally found myself shipping Zayn/Niall, right? or maybe I just ship Niall. I know nothing about him except that he's blond and Irish but I sort of characterize him as a friendly dumb puppy who likes food and affection in my head. Don't tell me otherwise!
If you haven't seen it, watch Mitt Romney Gangnam Style because it is an excellent parody visually and satirically.
My only thoughts on last night's presidential debates are this.
