I'm always a 12 year old. Today I'm a 12 year old boy.
JIZZ IN MY CANES!! Translation: Alexander Semin signed one year $7 million contract with the Carolina Hurricanes.
So as I've been telling everyone: if Jordan and Eric and Sasha play on the same line, that's two Staals with jizz on the side.
(And that's where Kaner gets laid.)
And since I'm in the process of collecting my favorites onto my teams, BOBBY RYAN TO PHILLY PLEASE. Just don't trade my no-longer-rookies. Give Anaheim some draft picks or something.
Also, in the rare instances where comments on a sports article are actually hilarious - Logan Couture's little mishap with tweeting porn.
Plus, Voracek re-signed with the Flyers. A ginger line looks promising!
Is it hockey season yet?
So as I've been telling everyone: if Jordan and Eric and Sasha play on the same line, that's two Staals with jizz on the side.
(And that's where Kaner gets laid.)
And since I'm in the process of collecting my favorites onto my teams, BOBBY RYAN TO PHILLY PLEASE. Just don't trade my no-longer-rookies. Give Anaheim some draft picks or something.
Also, in the rare instances where comments on a sports article are actually hilarious - Logan Couture's little mishap with tweeting porn.
Plus, Voracek re-signed with the Flyers. A ginger line looks promising!
Is it hockey season yet?