no one prepared me for this day, dudes

[meiface]

Okay, I know Captain Serious's moniker is well-deserved but I know it's also exaggerated and blown out of proportion (even if it makes for hilarious macros like this):

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[impertinence]

Hilariously, as relaxed as Tazer tends to be at ASGs/NHL Awards, he STILL comes off as stiff compared to a lot of players. Even when he's drunk as fuck. Have you seen the 2010 NHL All-Star Draft???

[meiface]

NO, WAS HE SUPER DRUNK??

dkjfsdf Tazer needs to stop giving me feelings.

/goes trolls tumblr for Jeff Skinner

[impertinence]

OMGGGG IDK HOW DRUNK HE WAS DURING THE DRAFT BUT KANER WAS AN ALTERNATE CAPTAIN AND HE KEPT DRAFTING PEOPLE OTHER THAN TAZER AND INFORMED LIDSTROM THAT HE WANTED TO MAKE TAZER SWEAT, AND LIDSTROM WAS 100% ON BOARD WITH THE TROLLING. SO WAS THE NHL NETWORK, WHO KEPT SHOWING CLOSEUPS OF TAZER EVERY TIME HE WASN'T PICKED FOR TEAM LIDSTROM, AND INTERVIEWING HIM ABOUT THE SNUBBING.

IF YOU LOOK UP "TOEWS ALL STAR DRAFT" THERE'S A LOT OF CLIPS, BUT THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR IS GREAT.

[meiface]

OH YOU MEAN THE 2011 ASG DRAFT.

YES I'VE WATCHED THAT MULTIPLE TIMES. THE ENTIRE THING. IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH DELIGHT AND ALL DRAFTS SHOULD BE FULL OF SUCH TROLLING. A+++ EXCELLENCE. SHARPY KEPT CHIRPING HIM TOO, SO GREAT!!

Also, Jeff Skinner's face.

Whatever, haters, Raleigh is fucking AWESOME.

[impertinence]

OH GOD, HOW DOES TIME WORK? I DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW.

FOR REEAAAAL SO GREAT.

and yes, the draft that launched 1000 fics. "Soak it up, they love you. Soak it up."

[meiface]

TELL ME YOU'VE READ JEFF LAPDANCING ERIC, YES?!

[impertinence]

YES I DID! IT WAS GR8, IF A LITTLE BAFFLING.

[meiface]

no there is nothing baffling about Jeff in Eric's lap - it is something that should happy all the time.

Although clearly I just threw my hands up in the air and stopped caring because I'm commentficcing frat werewolf au with pretend boyfriends and arranged marriage AND PROBABLY ALSO SOMEONE WAS A HOOKER IN THE PAST, WHY NOT.

[impertinence]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHERE

[meiface]

Uh, here BUT FAIR WARNING: CONTAINS MIKE SMITH.

[impertinence]

yesss ty

[rappakalja]

WHERE IS IT

TELL ME

[meiface]

Here it is! :D

[rappakalja]

omg thank you