playing catch-up and making weird faces
Catching up on SPN/J2:
MEI: *realizes Padalecki finally got a Twitter, checks it out*
JARPAD: “@bodyguard4JandJ: @jarpad your profile pic is ugly” yes it is. And "your" should be spelled you're :)
MEI: ARE YOU SERIOUS.
MEI: *notices jarpad tweeting ChadMMurray, checks it out*
CMM: *HAS NOTICEABLY BETTER GRAMMAR/DICTION/SPELLING THAN OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GIANT*
MEI: Mind blown. World crumbling. RPS has been characterizing them wrong all this time.
MEI: You know what, I'm just going to pretend it's Harley on the jarpad account. WOW, HE'S SO GREAT AT USING THE COMPUTER. :D
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Catching up on SHINee (not really, this is via naninande):
ANNA: JONGHYUN AND MINHO KISSED
SHINEE FANDOM: OMG NOOOOOOO OUR OTPS
MEI: That's it?
MEI: SO CUTE. CinHae = great influences!
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Catching up on SNSD:
MEI: *watches every subbed show on YT ever*
No, seriously, there's nothing else to say here. I love them all sfm.
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Catching up on SJ:
KIBUM: *exists*
FANDOM: *explodes*
HEENIM: *wishes Kibum happy birthday*
MEI: ;_______________; ♥!!
DONGHAE: *continues to forget Kibum exists*
MEI: Whatever, I ship HenHae anyway.
thundersquall: SHAKING AND CRYING OMFG KIBUM http://twitpic.com/68pycu/full
meiface: nuh-uh, he broke my heart like he broke donghae's. not that easy to get back in my good graces. as kangin would say: I NOT EASY.
thelastroads: you should write fic where kibum attempts to get back with donghae and failing!
meiface: Kibum texted Donghae a picture of his new photo spread, clean-shaven, in polka-dots, pompadoured, and hot. "Sex god returns."
Donghae texted back, "Who is this???" Kibum, depressed, returned to the arms of his other true love, burritos. The end.
(This is the sad state of my writing these days. Down the drain like Kibum's sex god status, woe.)
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Catching up on SJM:
ZHOUMINEWS: TRANSCRIPT ♫ 110816 Beijing FM: Zhou Mi the Nude Model + Eunhyuk and Kyuhyun being mean + Mr. Simple Dance XDD… (cont) http://t.co/DTf4e15
MEI: MIHAE MIHAE MIHAE HYUKMIIII
MEI: *ships everyone/Zhou Mi*
mardigrasmaven: OMFG *sobs* How is he even real, that boy? And why isn't he a real model. Look how quick he went from :D to -_-. So professional!
meiface: it could be his eventual career, considering his voice, i guess? (tangentially related: now shipping gd/zhou mi in my head!)
I want it for real. (Or at least a high fashion AU with Siwon and Heechul and girls girls girls. Why can't fics spontaneously spring into existence without me having to write them?)
HENRY: *is amazing in every way*
SUCKY FANS: *suck*
HENRY: :(
MEI: HENRY COME LIVE IN MY POCKET I WILL CUDDLE YOU AND FEED YOU LYCHEE AND ACQUIRE YOU A DONGHAE and tell Zhou Mi to get a Twitter please
MEI: Also, I'm just saying, but if Henry can be a Belieber, he should totally watch MLP:FiM and become a brony and wear MLP merch instead of Angry Birds merch.
MEI: ALSO. ZHOU MI IS RARITY.
RYEOWOOK: *pwns everyone. in the world.*
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Catching up on Merlin:
ANNA: So Gwaine is hot.
MEI: Psh, Merlin, I am so over that-- *clicks*
MEI: HOLY SHI-- Er, yes, I quite concur.
MEI: *reads all the modern AUs ever*
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Catching up on RL:
GOVT: We are hiring!
MEI: I am applying!
GOVT: You may or may not qualify! You may or may not hear back from us! You may or may not be miserably in debt for the rest of your life!
MEI: ...thanks.
BOOKS: Don't you want to read us instead of applying for jobs?! :D
MEI: I see you are trying for the "miserably in debt for the rest of your life" option.
BROTHER: I downloaded Photoshop, fuck yeah!
MEI: Congrats?
BROTHER: *photoshops*
MEI: What're you doing?
BROTHER: *photoshops Jessica into all of his pictures* Awww yeahhhh.
MEI: .........
BROTHER: *on FB, to a friend* Do this meme!
BROTHER'S MALE FRIEND: *does meme*
BROTHER'S MALE FRIEND: TIMMY U R SO CUTE LOL UR BEST FEATURE IS THAT U LIKE TO CAMWHORE LOL U R 14 U R SO TINY
MEI: I don't even know an appropriate emoticon to convey my emotion here.