I don't want to now how death by iPod would happen
Mei, an hour ago:
Okay, so my iPod might be possessed. It keeps turning on by itself every few mins, even after I repeatedly turn it off. Should I be concerned?
Forty-five minutes ago:
Now it's progressed to turning itself on and off every few seconds. iPod, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME? I don't know Morse!
Thirty minutes ago:
Unless the humidity here has fucked with the battery, I can't think of another rational explanation for this. If I am killed by a possessed iPod - well. It was nice knowing you guys.
Now:
I think it's settled down now though I have no idea why. I'm afraid to touch it and reactivate it; it might never turn off again.
I'll just leave it lying there innocently on my bed, stripped of headphones and cords. Be good, iPod. Be good.
Just in case, though, there are a few pointless things I wanted to say before I die:
(1) FUCK YEAH SJM'S NEW SONG TO BE RELEASED ON TAIWANESE RADIO ON THE NIGHT OF FEB 14.
(2) FUCK NO DUKE. Actually fuck you too Carolina. How do you blow a halftime lead like that?
(3) Fuck...no one. JGL cast in TDKR as some heretofore unmentioned villain? Cool.
SCREAMS MY IPOD JUST TURNED BACK ON FOR NO REASON SALKDGHDFJSKL OH MY GOD WHY IS IT LIKE THIS??
Okay, so my iPod might be possessed. It keeps turning on by itself every few mins, even after I repeatedly turn it off. Should I be concerned?
Forty-five minutes ago:
Now it's progressed to turning itself on and off every few seconds. iPod, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME? I don't know Morse!
Thirty minutes ago:
Unless the humidity here has fucked with the battery, I can't think of another rational explanation for this. If I am killed by a possessed iPod - well. It was nice knowing you guys.
Now:
I think it's settled down now though I have no idea why. I'm afraid to touch it and reactivate it; it might never turn off again.
I'll just leave it lying there innocently on my bed, stripped of headphones and cords. Be good, iPod. Be good.
Just in case, though, there are a few pointless things I wanted to say before I die:
(1) FUCK YEAH SJM'S NEW SONG TO BE RELEASED ON TAIWANESE RADIO ON THE NIGHT OF FEB 14.
(2) FUCK NO DUKE. Actually fuck you too Carolina. How do you blow a halftime lead like that?
(3) Fuck...no one. JGL cast in TDKR as some heretofore unmentioned villain? Cool.
SCREAMS MY IPOD JUST TURNED BACK ON FOR NO REASON SALKDGHDFJSKL OH MY GOD WHY IS IT LIKE THIS??