one of those deals where I write you things
HEADACHEY AND TIRED OF BEING UNABLE TO WRITE. KILLING TIME UNTIL THE NEW H50 TONIGHT.
GIVE ME A FANDOM AND A PROMPT (PAIRING OPT'L AS ALWAYS) AND I'LL WRITE YOU SOMETHING, 100-500 WORDS LONG. K/J-POP, H50, INCEPTION, ANIMANGA, WHATEVER. GO.
(P.S. DON'T FORGET TO REQUEST AN XMAS CARD IF YOU WANT ONE.)
GIVE ME A FANDOM AND A PROMPT (PAIRING OPT'L AS ALWAYS) AND I'LL WRITE YOU SOMETHING, 100-500 WORDS LONG. K/J-POP, H50, INCEPTION, ANIMANGA, WHATEVER. GO.
(P.S. DON'T FORGET TO REQUEST AN XMAS CARD IF YOU WANT ONE.)
"You're a fucking coward, Harry James Potter."
"You can full-name me all you want, Hermione, I'm not doing it." Harry shakes his head vehemently.
Hermione huffs and crosses her arms.
"How on earth you were sorted into Gryffindor, I've no idea."
"I saved us from the Dark Lord. Charged willingly into my death and came back to life. Shall I go on?"
Hermione does not look impressed.
"You survived Voldemort twice - well, more than that, if you count all the attempts he made throughout our years at Hogwarts - and now you can't even face your best friend?"
Harry nodded. "Right. You've got it in one, Hermione. Always knew you were brilliant."
"You would've gotten nowhere without me," she allows and preens a little bit. Then she returns to glaring.
"Nope, not doing it." Back to shaking his head.
"Harry--" Now she's exasperated, uncrossing her arms and making pleading eyes at him. "Come on, don't be like this. It's not that bad--" She bites her lip and glances at him through her lashes, considering. "I...could make it worth your while?"
Harry smiles, quick and bright. Leans forward to kiss her. "Nope," he murmurs against her mouth.
Hermione sighs.
"Merlin's balls and y-fronts," Ron explodes, throwing the door to the room open and pelting foil packets at the couple sitting on the bed. "Here! Have some bloody condoms. No one has to ask me anything! Put up a silencing spell and get at it! Let a bloke catch a fucking nap." He shakes his head as he laves them flustered and speechless.
Harry's bright red as he meets Hermione's equally embarrassed gaze. "Let's say next time we keep tabs on our own stock so we don't run out, yeah?"
She laughs in agreement and leans in for another kiss.
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LOL. I love the idea of Harry surviving Voldemort more than twice but can't survive asking for condoms :D
Oh Mei, you're so good at this impromptu writing ♥ I can never do it~
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Impromptu writing is the only writing I can do right now. ;~; Any writing is better than none, I guess.
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... esp since I have a hallmate whose name is, I kid you not, Merlin. about fell over myself when I heard that.
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