it's somewhat of a rhetorical question by now
Okay, okay, I wasn't going to post today but I just had to get this out for 2naonh3_cl2, who doesn't get why I (and many of y'all) run around shouting "HOW IS HE REAL" with regards to Tom Hardy. So this is another imaginary non-existent post!
Just compare this (eta: or this):
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: SCREAMS
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: LMFAO WHAT THE HELL LSDKGHSLEIHGSLEIHGSLEIHGSLIEGH
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: I WANT TO DIE LOOKING AT THIS LMFAO WHAT
(9:07:33 PM) chasing cities。: HE ENJOYS CAMWHORING IN THE BATHROOM, IDEK
with this:
...HOW DOES ONE PERSON CONTAIN SUCH...RIDICULOUSNESS.
And, yes, I know all people are complex and often paradoxical! I just feel like Tom Hardy is a rather extreme (AND AWESOME, AND RIDICULOUS) example of it. Also mind-bending in that he can make things that usually make me go DNW (e.g., pornstache, chest hair, thick necks, lmfao doucheyness) and make me go TAKE ME AGAINST A WALL OR GENTLY IN A BED, AND LET US CUDDLE FOREVER AFTERWARDS.
(9:08:53 PM) chasing cities。: that gif - i want cuddling and kisses T____T
(9:12:18 PM) 宋。: ugh whatever >:(
(9:12:18 PM) 宋。: tom hardy just makes me want to die >:(
Look at that. Just look at that! Smiles and kisses and playful nips and cuddling-- I want that.
Tom Hardy, how are you real? :(
Just compare this (eta: or this):
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: SCREAMS
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: LMFAO WHAT THE HELL LSDKGHSLEIHGSLEIHGSLEIHGSLIEGH
(9:07:16 PM) 宋。: I WANT TO DIE LOOKING AT THIS LMFAO WHAT
(9:07:33 PM) chasing cities。: HE ENJOYS CAMWHORING IN THE BATHROOM, IDEK
with this:
...HOW DOES ONE PERSON CONTAIN SUCH...RIDICULOUSNESS.
And, yes, I know all people are complex and often paradoxical! I just feel like Tom Hardy is a rather extreme (AND AWESOME, AND RIDICULOUS) example of it. Also mind-bending in that he can make things that usually make me go DNW (e.g., pornstache, chest hair, thick necks, lmfao doucheyness) and make me go TAKE ME AGAINST A WALL OR GENTLY IN A BED, AND LET US CUDDLE FOREVER AFTERWARDS.
(9:08:53 PM) chasing cities。: that gif - i want cuddling and kisses T____T
(9:12:18 PM) 宋。: ugh whatever >:(
(9:12:18 PM) 宋。: tom hardy just makes me want to die >:(
Look at that. Just look at that! Smiles and kisses and playful nips and cuddling-- I want that.
Tom Hardy, how are you real? :(