(1) I wrote my
help_pakistan fic for
gardinha. ♥
Want You Right Now, Darling
Inception, Arthur/Eames, PG, 3310 words
Crack. In which unexpected side effects have left Eames incapable of uttering the word "darling" without rendering himself an irresistible object of lust to everyone except Arthur. Arthur is not pleased. Also, Cobb wants to write a book.
Some things get noticed immediately just because - well, there is really no way to miss Ariadne plastering herself to Eames's side and trying to stick her hand down his trousers. (2)
Hyperbole and a Half is hilarious. Though word of warning: do not read during class or work, as you may be moved to laughter and have to make sad attempts to stifle it with your sleeve. Check out
this entry in particular. Relevant as tomorrow I must clean ALL the things.
(3) SPN S6 premiere tonight: missed it (like I watch this show, hah) but got the spoilers. I'm left with a bit of "wtf" and a half-hopeful expectation for wank. It's not the show that entertains me as much as the fandom. And, well, how pretty Jensen Ackles is.
(4) Bitter, so bitter that Adam Lambert's in Singapore right now. Excuse me, why could you not go in the spring, when I would be there? Oh, right, because the world is out to make sure my timing with him will always be off.