do you see me when you close your eyes?

Sep 15, 2010 17:35

GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS.

Here's a hint: for a birthday present, we should totally get him this. Or this.

Yes, yes, the answer is (da da daaan) TOM HARDY. And because I steal all my pictures of T-Hard from tumblr anyway, all y'all (hahaha look I'm using it!) should just go look for yourselfI think for his birthday, people should write me ( Read more... )

random slice of life, i read too much, do i ever do anything useful with life?, because you care about my thoughts, football ruined me, you look like a something, inception demands you dream bigger, fandom, hard for tom hardy, entitlement looks like this, let's meta

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cobweb_diamond September 15 2010, 22:47:22 UTC
1. it could be worse, it could be "wastecoat".

2. have you read the awesome awesome awesome sequel to the university fic where Arthur goes to meet Eames' family? OH MY GODDD.

3. ALL TROPES ARE IN MY HEART. i love cliche. but especially highschool AUs. high school AUs oh my god.

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meiface September 15 2010, 22:50:29 UTC
2. YES OF COURSE I HAVE. She has a sequel after that one too! All of them are bookmarked in my delicious. :D All off them stolen from Aja's bookmarks because oh my god I have fallen out of keeping up with this fandom so hard...

3. I think I love university/college AUs better just because they are older! And less dumb! And there is so much ridiculous shit they can do, being "independent" and not living at home, usually, and hahaha oh my god so much drinking and legal sex! Though I have to concede that there is nothing quite like teenaged boys jerking off/having wet dreams in high school AUs because of the tantalizing sort of shame/secret/self-realization that just not the same when they're older. :3

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cobweb_diamond September 15 2010, 22:56:03 UTC
IDK, i think it's mostly like how in teen movies everyone is played by 21 year olds. like, in real life 17 year old boys are repellent and moronic, but in fiction (because the high school trope is basically a total myth) it just fills me with adoration. like the whole Taylor Swift universe thing that shows up in every fandom everywhere. people do not act like that but i still lovveeee ittt.

lol, there was actually MORE drinking and sex in my social circle in high school than at uni. maybe that's why i don't like uni college stories as much... it's unfamiliar because my uni was totally non campus based and was basically just somewhere i went to class for a few hours every week and nothing else.

p.s. i know right? you leave fandom for a few days and it is TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH UP. so many fics to read! fffff why are people so prolific.

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meiface September 15 2010, 23:09:29 UTC
hahah seriously, 17 year olds irl are sort of terrible but I agree, they are a lot of fun in fiction. That being said: how does this fandom not yet have a You Belong to Me MV AU? High school Arthur and Eames who are neighbors and write each other messages through their windows and are in different social circles in school but are still friends!! And then the prom. And...I don't know how the ~magical Cinderella transformation~ will work; maybe Arthur will finally clean up his geekiness and put on a suit and Eames will be floored. 8D

It's so interesting to see how everyone's high school/college experiences vary. :O

OH, IS THERE AN OFFICE AU YET? They work in cubicles and Eames leaves annoying post-its on Arthur's computer and maybe someone is in IT and someone else always gets a virus and-- I have so many ideas I want other people to write haha.

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cobweb_diamond September 15 2010, 23:14:49 UTC
there is an office AU, yes, and everyone loved it apart from me. :) i bet it's on reclists! i think it got favourited quite a lot on delicious around the 1st-3rd kinkmeme, maybe?

MEI DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE "YOU BELONG WITH ME" AU. because then someone else will steal it from me. *clutches fic selfishly to chest* i am writing it! or i was a month ago before i got distracted by writing about 11 other fics. (actually this is quite sad because other people could probably write it a lot better than me) oh my god now i have to go write that shit or something before someone steals it from me! except i already wrote over 2500 words today, ugh.

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meiface September 15 2010, 23:45:43 UTC
ahhhhhhhhh I remember reading one office AU but it was short and mostly porny and no full of office shenanigans. :( Is that the one you're talking about? Or do I have to go hunt, oh no don't make me do that. .__. This fandom is too big.

OH MY GOD ARE YOU REALLY, ARE YOU REALLY. I DID NOT THINK I COULD LOVE YOU MORE, OH MY GOD.

Also haha I have to go read your last two fics. :3 On that!

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cobweb_diamond September 15 2010, 23:54:34 UTC
THOSE TWO FICS ARE NOT VERY GOOD. i wrote them both in the same day, basically, but with a gap for sleep in the middle? that is quantity, not quality!

OK THEN. do you want some Taylor Swift AU now? i should still have the googledoc.

wasn't there an office AU that was quite long and not porny? i didn't like it because i don't like office AUs, so i don't remember it. but i think it was pretty well written?

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meiface September 15 2010, 23:59:01 UTC
whaaat how did that office AU exist and I not have read it? OUTRAGEOUS. I will go find it, sigh.

Ooooh yes, some Taylor Swift AU now please! It's still a WIP? And you wrote 2500 more words today? It sounds like it is going to be epic.

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cobweb_diamond September 16 2010, 00:01:18 UTC
haha, no, sadly it is not a long wip. i just wrote some aaages ago and forgot about it amongst the epic pile of other fics. the 2500 words i was talking about was a different fic that i posted on my lj... basically i think i am writing too much and sure i'll like, totally run out of ideas/skills any second now.

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meiface September 16 2010, 00:14:10 UTC
ohhhhhh was the 2500 words the vampire hunter!Arthur? I have that open in a tab - will get around to it when I stop yelling at people to write fics with all the tropes in the world in them. 8D

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cobweb_diamond September 16 2010, 00:17:46 UTC
yeah, it was. i wrote it in like 2 hours though so... don't prioritise it very high? oh dear?

ok, i've located the Taylor Swift AU. i think i originally posted the first few paragraphs as commentfic on someone's LJ?? it was like, over a month ago anyway so i don't remember who's.

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As preparation for transfering to an American high school, Eames rewatches Mean Girls.

‘You do realise this isn’t a documentary, right?’ asks his mother.

‘It’s based on a factual book, apparently,’ says Eames, munching on a handful of peanuts. ‘If school is half as interesting as this, I shall be overjoyed.’

She sighs. ‘It’s probably going to be just the same as your old school, except with a sillier academic testing system and no cricket.’

‘’What do you think of my new accent?’ he asks, ignoring her. He’s cultivated a ludicrously posh accent for maximum style and panache when he first appears at his new school. It’s going to be excellent. ‘I was considering telling them I’m descended from English royalty, but I decided that’d be too easy for ( ... )

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and yet more fic? cobweb_diamond September 16 2010, 00:22:37 UTC
Arthur is lying in bed in his pyjama bottoms, checking over his chemistry homework when he notices movement out of the corner of his eye and realises it’s the mysterious Eames kid. Well, shit. Arthur really needs to either start wearing a shirt to bed or closing the curtains now because Eames has seen his naked torso before they’ve even been formally introduced. Eames has short brown hair and is wearing a hideous Ed Hardy-esque t-shirt and a smirk. He waves to Arthur, who musters enough social enthusiasm to wave back before twitching his curtains closed.

Eames shows up at school the next day, of course. Arthur takes an instant dislike to him because Eames somehow manages to look good in the school’s foul dress code. Dress code is the bane of Arthur’s school career. All he wants is to look smart and neat, which you’d think would conform nicely with any school’s demands, but instead everyone has to wear pastel polo-shirts and jeans to school, the logic being that if everyone looks the same there will be less bullying, and this is the ( ... )

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Re: and yet more fic? cobweb_diamond September 16 2010, 00:23:16 UTC
Also, they haven’t got round to installing the TV yet, so Eames has nothing better to do ( ... )

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Re: and yet more fic? meiface September 16 2010, 00:59:41 UTC
AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT THIS FIC TO GO ON FOREVER ALKSDGHFJ YOUR EAMES, HE IS SO RIDICULOUS, SO AMAZING. HIS MOTHER!!! NEXT DOOR ARTHUR BEING SO SULLEN ABOUT THE UNIFORMS OH MY GOD TELL ME THERE IS 8000 MORE WORDS OF THIS PLEASE alskdgdfjd. *___*

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if you say so cobweb_diamond September 16 2010, 01:07:01 UTC
[OK, note: i wrote this a while ago, before foxxcub wrote the hot hot hot HS AU where Eames is in a A Streetcar Named Desire, so i'll have to change the play my Eames is in if i ever post this properly. weird coincidence ( ... )

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OK last part i think, as i need to write more sections following this one. ;) cobweb_diamond September 16 2010, 01:13:23 UTC
It’s a college town, meaning there are a lot of bars and they all check for ID obsessively. It is the quest of most of Arthur’s peers to get into one of the college bars and get a taste of adult freedom (which turns out to taste surprisingly similar to cheap American beer ( ... )

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