you don't have to comment on this post!
...because all of my comment replies are going to be "Oh my fucking god TOM HARDY!!!" Fair warning.
THIS IS NOT A REAL POST. (I didn't mean to post today /o\ augh.) I'M NOT HERE--I AM WATCHING TENNIS, OKAY, AND READING CLEX FIC, AND YOU'LL GET A LONG RAMBLING THING ABOUT ME TOMORROW OR SATURDAY SOMETIME. I AM TIRED. (SPOILER: I AM ALWAYS TIRED.)
I JUST HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SHRIEK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE TOM HARDY.
While JGL is unquestionably amazingly attractive, I cannot lie: I am so much more attracted to Tom fucking Hardy. (New pictures and OMFG HE LOOKS SO GOOD.) It's more than just his looks, though. It's also his ridiculous douchey fratboy personality offset by his amazing soft-spoken thoughtfulness regarding acting, his thoughts about self and about others, the way he accidentally calls people darling, the fact that he loves dogs (and cats??) and had a sordid past and takes on amazing roles and smokes cigars (??) and has stupid tattoos in different languages and likes big guns and is shameless about his (damned fine) bdoy and doesn't think people should make gender stereotypes about people who are gay AND ALSO HIS THING FOR SHOES and how he is so fidgety and spacey and utterly ridiculous-- So, like. I love him, yeah?
All JGL's got to offer me is hipster-douche pretentiousness (I love him for it though) and his cocky I-know-you-want-me attitude.* WELL, PLUS HOW HOT HE LOOKS IN SUITS. IT'S TRUE, JGL, I'D LET YOU PIN ME TO A WALL AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME. But I'd go home with T-Hard and make him breakfast in the morning (or let him make me breakfast??) and spend the day after (and the day after that) with him. No contest.
* DISCLAIMER: I KNOW JGL HAS A LOT MORE THAN THIS GOING FOR HIM, I DO, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME FOR BEING DISMISSIVE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THIS POST IS ABOUT MY PROVERBIAL HARD-ON FOR TOM HARDY, OKAY? OKAY.
So I might be biased... I HAVE A TYPE, I GUESS?
This type is the next big thing! Seriously, how is he real?
I want to eat him up with a spoon. :( This post doesn't even has pics of his bare ass or of him with his son. That's because it's not real and I'm not here, I'm watching tennis. VAMOS RAFA.
THIS IS NOT A REAL POST. (I didn't mean to post today /o\ augh.) I'M NOT HERE--I AM WATCHING TENNIS, OKAY, AND READING CLEX FIC, AND YOU'LL GET A LONG RAMBLING THING ABOUT ME TOMORROW OR SATURDAY SOMETIME. I AM TIRED. (SPOILER: I AM ALWAYS TIRED.)
I JUST HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SHRIEK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE TOM HARDY.
While JGL is unquestionably amazingly attractive, I cannot lie: I am so much more attracted to Tom fucking Hardy. (New pictures and OMFG HE LOOKS SO GOOD.) It's more than just his looks, though. It's also his ridiculous douchey fratboy personality offset by his amazing soft-spoken thoughtfulness regarding acting, his thoughts about self and about others, the way he accidentally calls people darling, the fact that he loves dogs (and cats??) and had a sordid past and takes on amazing roles and smokes cigars (??) and has stupid tattoos in different languages and likes big guns and is shameless about his (damned fine) bdoy and doesn't think people should make gender stereotypes about people who are gay AND ALSO HIS THING FOR SHOES and how he is so fidgety and spacey and utterly ridiculous-- So, like. I love him, yeah?
All JGL's got to offer me is hipster-douche pretentiousness (I love him for it though) and his cocky I-know-you-want-me attitude.* WELL, PLUS HOW HOT HE LOOKS IN SUITS. IT'S TRUE, JGL, I'D LET YOU PIN ME TO A WALL AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME. But I'd go home with T-Hard and make him breakfast in the morning (or let him make me breakfast??) and spend the day after (and the day after that) with him. No contest.
* DISCLAIMER: I KNOW JGL HAS A LOT MORE THAN THIS GOING FOR HIM, I DO, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO FORGIVE ME FOR BEING DISMISSIVE RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THIS POST IS ABOUT MY PROVERBIAL HARD-ON FOR TOM HARDY, OKAY? OKAY.
So I might be biased... I HAVE A TYPE, I GUESS?
This type is the next big thing! Seriously, how is he real?
I want to eat him up with a spoon. :( This post doesn't even has pics of his bare ass or of him with his son. That's because it's not real and I'm not here, I'm watching tennis. VAMOS RAFA.