i would like to tune his fucking guitar
ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. YOU WERE WARNED THAT I ABUSED CAPSLOCK AND EMBEDDED VIDEOS, WEREN'T YOU? (One day we'll do a proper intro post, all y'all who are randomly lurking and reading me - I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, HI!)
SO, HERE, THIS WILL MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE. TY ch_ar_me, WHO FLAILED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.
FLIST, HAVE YOURSELF SOME JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT ON A GUITAR, SAYING "FUCKING", AND SINGING LADY GAGA'S BAD ROMANCE.
I MIGHT HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY ORGASMED. MAYBE. OKAY, DEFINITELY.
Seriously, you guys. I don't think much of his singing abilities and he is not on Tom Hardy's level of ridiculously unreal, HOW ARE YOU REAL for me, BUT OH MY GOD THE THINGS HE CAN DO TO MY HORMONES. It's surreal, because the last time I paid attention to him, he was tiny and in 3rd Rock from the Sun. When did he grow up into this.
I mean -- the guitar, and his attitude, and the way he is all up in that mic like he knows it wants his mouth on it, AND HELLO. HELLO, FRENCH. HI.
ETA: FRENCH SPEAKERS, HE CHANGES THE FRENCH PART. TELL ME, DOES HE SAY "I want your love, and I want to fuck you... I want your love, and I don't mind after" AS YOUTUBE COMMENTS SAY HE DOES, OR NOT?
ETA 2: IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT HE IS, INDEED, BEING RIDICULOUSLY VULGAR IN FRENCH. \o/
SO, HERE, THIS WILL MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE. TY ch_ar_me, WHO FLAILED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.
FLIST, HAVE YOURSELF SOME JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT ON A GUITAR, SAYING "FUCKING", AND SINGING LADY GAGA'S BAD ROMANCE.
Click to viewI MIGHT HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY ORGASMED. MAYBE. OKAY, DEFINITELY.
Seriously, you guys. I don't think much of his singing abilities and he is not on Tom Hardy's level of ridiculously unreal, HOW ARE YOU REAL for me, BUT OH MY GOD THE THINGS HE CAN DO TO MY HORMONES. It's surreal, because the last time I paid attention to him, he was tiny and in 3rd Rock from the Sun. When did he grow up into this.
I mean -- the guitar, and his attitude, and the way he is all up in that mic like he knows it wants his mouth on it, AND HELLO. HELLO, FRENCH. HI.
ETA: FRENCH SPEAKERS, HE CHANGES THE FRENCH PART. TELL ME, DOES HE SAY "I want your love, and I want to fuck you... I want your love, and I don't mind after" AS YOUTUBE COMMENTS SAY HE DOES, OR NOT?
ETA 2: IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT HE IS, INDEED, BEING RIDICULOUSLY VULGAR IN FRENCH. \o/